Brian May

Guitarist author of the 3 ugliest solos that the history of rock has ever seen: (in random order) 1) killer queen; 2) I want to break free; 3) somebody to love. Ah, I should add that of course his "crazy guitar" was not built by himself, and anyway... he could have also avoided making it, since it produces one of the most annoying sounds not only ever emitted by a guitar, but by any instrument ever created in general. Including the rivet.