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Rating: THE LADY: written and directed by Lory Del Santo.
Lory Del Santo, sexy icon of the '80s and recent winner of "L'isola dei famosi," becomes a DIRECTOR and presents her TV series, THE LADY. From the director's notes: "THE LADY will explain what love is."
Now.
Assuming I don't even know where to begin to tell her to go to hell, I'm highlighting this trash pearl. So over-the-top that it raises the doubt that it might be deliberately made to make noise and have some kind of "return."
THE LADY is aberrant from every point of view.
THE STORY: there isn't one. Okay, there's HER meeting people and doing things. HER often walking around the house half-naked. Constant sexual innuendos (but nothing erotic will EVER happen!!!), poultry machos with beefy chests and single-cell brains buzzing around her while she gazes admiringly at their biceps.
THE FILMING: done terribly, a """""""""long take"""""""" that slowly follows the protagonist's car, which is on the right side of the frame, almost out of it. So you spend minutes watching the buses go by.
In the realm of "moving images with humans and things inside," it's the worst thing I've ever seen. It would be incredibly difficult to deliberately replicate. Compared to this, TROPPO BELLI seems like a film by ERMANNO OLMI.
LORY DEL SANTO is ED WOOD!
THE EDITING: often the scene is poorly cut, yes in short, the editing is ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THE DIALOGUES: written by an illiterate, drugged monkey.
He - Do you have any trips planned?
She - Yes. Capri, I have to go for a photo shoot, a swimwear campaign. Then Naples and then Paris.
He - What is love for you?
She - Fragments of many emotions. Come on, it's late, let's go
FRAGMENTS OF MANY EMOTIONS
This PORNO THAT NEVER TAKES OFF, this TO-TA-LLY indecent thing makes me think it's impossible that NO ONE from the crew and cast realizes what kind of indefensible crap they've made, and I always think it's deliberate but then I remember that maybe once again I'm OVERESTIMATING HUMANITY. Maybe they really believe they've made something decent. There's also COSTANTINO VITAGLIANO.
You're the woman of desire, of love.
Love is unpredictable, elusive, powerful...
Well, I leave you to your wonderful life and return to my miserable reality
I don't have a dime, the only thing I own is the air I breathe
I like being the protagonist, a number one, and you know I'm a Virgo (WTF!!!)
ENJOY WATCHING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rIvnQD-JI
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