Julio Iglesias
Sono Un Pirata, Sono Un Signore

Fifty-six albums, a forty-year career, millions of copies sold worldwide, known even by the pygmies and penguins of Alaska, and this gentleman doesn't have a single review on this site? What the hell is wrong with you? Especially you guys, how can you go on without knowing by heart the lyrics of this unstoppable multi-language lady-killer?

Learn from Don Julio to seduce women, and memorize his guidebook for guaranteed seduction, I’m telling you as someone who has scored quite a bit with Julio in the cassette player of convertibles.
Listen and put into practice.

PS: I will never stop thanking my dad for introducing me to this legend when I was a kid by bringing home this vinyl, which amongst masterpieces of rare content beauty manages to be a real school of life. Forget about the Manual of Epictetus!

Let's go with the music (lyrics Julio, footnotes Nero)

Sometimes I'm a bastard (after) and sometimes a good guy (before);
sometimes I don't even know how I am (above).
I like anything that's forbidden (that one),
but I live off simple things, I live life (always that one).

I've had many women who understood me (they gave it to me)
and others who in bad faith have hurt me (didn't give it to me).
But the right moment has come for me (in underwear)
to say how I am, how I feel (hard).

I'll tell you:
I lend my soul or my heart (LEND, not GIVE);
I'm a pirate (I take it) and a gentleman (I even pay for it),
more self-love than modesty (text open to many interpretations).

I'll tell you:
I love the moon and I love the sun (I do it at any hour);
I'm a pirate and a gentleman (ut supra)
professional in love (If you're satisfied, you can even give me a gift).

Some people tell me now that I'm more of a man (harder since I've been doing coke)
and where I once condemned, I now forgive (filler for the rhyme).
I don't go to an appointment without a flower (two negatives = one affirmation),
but I don't confuse sex with love (flower, not RING).

PAUSE: I mean, did you understand, you women too? Don't confuse sex with love, after the romp you can also leave without waking us up.

PLAY

I'll tell you
I love the moon and I love the sun etcetera etcetera etcetera
fade to infinity, a guaranteed multi-orgasmic coupling.

greetings to all the little ladies of debaser