Jonas Akerlund
Spun

S P U T (noise on my nose)

YEAAAaaahhhhhhhhhh : -o Massively drugged descent into hell NO NONO and then *§#&// NO, splash everywhere…everything blended zot… and squash trick track…young thirty-something ohyesSS … use of methamphetamines in ribbons ohyesSSagain. Shit, coke, heroin, kilos upon kilos… count at least 42 snorts of just coke throughout the film…mhhhhhhmm what a half aaawesome huh? SPLASH/DECOMPRESSION…zzzzzzzZZZZOTT!!
Kilograms of cocaine, deals everywhere… shhhhHHHHHHHHit directly on my nose START-UP again and aon and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and

STOP reset…mmmhh Let’s meet “the cook”, the chemist ex-Rusty SavageMickey Rourke who “cooks” the pills PLOP plop in big pots blop . _-°-. _o. -°- . °O- PLOP shhhhHHHHH snow slopes not even in Courmayeur…coke and acids everywhere…accelerationiumprovv v v v i i i s e e inhumane subaltern subnormal slowdowns glu glu glu DISJOINTED and intentionally errupted EDITING during the trips.
Mickey said: “Take my girl out” and Broomm…away through the streets of a freaking American city equal to many others. Flash…friends, other junkies, trojette, whores everyWuk…crazy, disjointed, unadorned, disabledly disadvantaged & dyslexic to say the least anzique(no).
Ohhhh it starts to take effect…. Zi zi zi… feelitcomingdoooown… … … . . . .
The big Swedish director Jonas Akerlund …howthehellhewillbepronounced (mythical video maker for U2, Madonna, Metallica, and the famous Smack my bitch up by Prodigy) in his begin GOD with this SPUN. . . mah!?
And still drugged zombie addicts roaming even more
Down
And still
Down
Glu

Glu

Four days 4 without sleep without (seems like a true story, really happened on the seems) how to say ah well theeennN YES thaaat.
Ztory of disconnection of strippers tied 4 days to the bed, drugged whores lap dancing on poles in clubs, up&down in kamaSUTric variants, still coke/up/coke, snorted, injected in veins, cracked, swallowed, and then more of PUSher with pimples full of PUS, gayard cops like Starskyeacc more high even +, gunshots to the balls, crazy manga cartoons and trashy blown in moments of majorjunky, pimp bouncers surrounded by bigKazza guys, Close-ups of craps doing the Sufi dance in the toilet …hi hihi hih ii hi

• No morality
• No ssense
• No act due to
• No mess age
• Everything in the hands of CHAOS

Everything is nothing and nothing becomes everything in this smoked celluloid trip.
What the fuck does that mean. What the fuck did I see. What the fuck i.e., therefore.
Only fuck knows, indeed…
And then the down
The D

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N
… that makes you press the eject button and take a sigh of relief*.

*And now take this crap of a review and create a screenplay from it. You will see that it does not differ much from this half bullshit, even edited in the "uncensored" version, which I watched on DVD 4 days ago.