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Rating: I deliberately chose the musical genre "Demenziale" because I don't believe there are enough insults and foul language in the Garzanti-Zanichelli or even in the Treccani to define the work of this being. Honestly, I can't figure out if this is one of the greatest pranks ever made in Italian musical history or simply the exaltation of a megalomaniac whom everyone encourages just to push him to eventually do a sort of "live" and put an end to it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing the worst cover album in history!!! And what songs could Ciccio ruin if not those by Dream Theater???
Well, after a volume 1 where Peppino Sandalo openly mocks even the dead... and in particular a certain Mercury of Queen singing like even a tortured man wouldn't be able to... after a volume 2 where the national Sandalo manages to make the second dead man, John Lennon (r.i.p), turn in his grave by croaking into his home microphone in order to distort all and I mean all the words of his songs... here we finally reach the peak of the apotheosis of disgust.
I would overlook the fact that Mr. Sandalo uses sampled midi bases that seem taken from GP4 to warble over, I would overlook the fact that Mr. Sandalo does all this at an amateur level despite having equipment he himself claims capable of producing albums of very high quality... I would even overlook the fact that the site... or the websites where it is possible to download all of Joe Sandalo's material for free are nothing but a free self-celebration of a being who I believe has never achieved any purpose in life except to worship himself as a demigod of modern opera, also having the courage to send his works to several famous specific journalistic outlets. Perhaps the lad (because as a good vocalist he also reaches 110kg) doesn't understand how the whole world is mocking him and proudly continues with his covers, even showing on his sites the clippings of published reviews. Guys plz... I won't tell you anything... I have no words to describe what I downloaded... Listened to... Listened again... and unfortunately deleted "only" from my HD...
The track list for Volume 3 of this being is: Sourrounded - Innocence/Carpe Diem - Another Word - The Crimson Sunset - Another Day - Pull Me Under - Take The Time - Wait For Sleep - Learning To Live - Space Dye Vest.
The operations to do are as follows:
1) Go to one of the following Links: joesandalo.com (top-level domain for joe sandalo official site) - joesandalo.135.it - joesandalo.3go.it - joesandalo.3000.it - joesandalo.cbj.net - joesandalo.mrw.it - joesandalo.rocks.it - joesandalo.vai.li
2) Carefully observe the entire site... of course, there couldn't be a missing educational section where Joe teaches us to play guitar and sing, right? Obviously, we will never be able to repeat His feats.
3) Download one (or more if you don't vomit first) of the covers Peppino made...
4) Listen to that file with winamp or similar...
5) Go to DeBaser to leave a comment or if you want, leave a message directly in Joe's guestbook, JOE SCANDAL!
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