Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers
Mine Is Not A Holy War

Good evening and welcome to the eight o'clock edition of the tiggì.
Let's immediately open the bulletin with a lifestyle news:
Phrases like "Stò in Fissa" or "Totale" are dangerously becoming fashionable, especially among the youth, reveals an investigation by a famous newspaper which claims that 9 out of 10 Italian young people would use mind-blowing slang expressions. The research also reveals that 69 percent of parents interviewed about this matter have declared themselves profoundly indignant, 6 percent moderately acquiescent, and 25 percent said they have no change and/or that the windshield was already clean.
And now for international news:
The release of the new video by American pop-star Jihad Jerry has caused a stir in the United States; but we immediately connect with our correspondent from New York...

The Western world remains stunned by the latest visual provocation of the artist and media agitator hidden under the stage name Jihad Jerry. The release of his album "Mine Is Not A Holy War" had already raised concerns among the public due to its content considered to be poorly patriotic.
In recent months, government sources reported, after careful phone taps at the headquarters of Cordless Records, a specific destabilizing plan contained in the catalog of "skewed pop" of the self-described record label.
These days, the rapid spread on the net of Jihad Jerry's video "Army Girls Gone Wild" containing explicit references to Eastern culture, American foreign policy, and the conduct of troops abroad is causing not a little concern.
For his part, the leader of the Evildoers, when questioned about his artistic choices, recently declared: "Many of you have asked me why a non-Muslim like me has decided to appropriate the name and attire of a culture not his own. Well, I will answer that the enemy is not the Muslim, the Jew, or the Christian, but stupidity itself."
We'll see if the Technopop of this exuberant artist will prevail over the common sense of an entire nation.

Well, thanks to our correspondent from New York, and we close the newscast with a news agency report just arrived in the newsroom: The Guardian of Social Hygiene has declared in a brief circular that from now and with retroactive effect the following words: "GionTeilor", "Divo", "Kajagugu", "DeivGaan" and "AuardGions" are gay.

Thanks for joining us and have a good evening.