But who said that in Italy there's only crappy music! It's pure idiocy.

In reality, we have many great alternative bands that unfortunately can't break through, leaving space for some idiots who don't even know how to hold a guitar (not play it, hold it!). One of those forgotten bands is exactly the one I'm about to review. Don't be fooled by their age; these kids know more than the devil, they make pure experimental music!

This single vividly demonstrates their deep understanding of musical intricacies. But let's get to the point. Let's describe it for those who don't know it. It starts with a brilliant explanation by a woman about the benefits of Mellin products, accompanied by the virtuous sounds of distorted electric guitar played by child prodigies, truly chilling. The song ends with a fantastic children's choir uttering these dark, implicit words that reveal hidden, unknown meanings to mankind: "Grow up today!", all accompanied by a clever but very brief guitar solo that contains the necessary chords (actually chord, since it's just one) to achieve a masterpiece of high musical craftsmanship.

There's no doubt, these should always remain children, given the childish talent they possess. However, they still have a long way to go. This is just the first step that begins to pave the road to glory, the sure road. Listening to pieces like this greatly enriches our musical culture, which is never too much. That said, I can only wish good luck to these young masters of life (musical life).

P.S.: Review containing deadly sarcasm, which can cause irreversible damage to the musical area of the brain. The undersigned is not responsible for any strokes or accidental deaths.

P.S. 2 (which is not Playstation 2, but a second postscript): please editors, publish my review, even if it has no musical utility. If you do, I will praise you forever.

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