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Rating: CAUTION -WARNING-WARNINGS: Black Seal of Satan. Bigots and do-gooders, avoid at all costs. This video was sent directly from Belzebù-Bibidibobidibù, also known as Diaulo, to Italic Earth to incite Italians to blasphemy. Unfortunately, I couldn't insert the link on the page [but yes, I did - Flo's note], which thus remains obscenely mutilated. But if you want, you can watch it on Squallido Anal Smithee's YouTube channel, just be sure to rush to confession before immediately after watching. And don't pretend I didn't warn you!
Already 5 years have flown by since the seminal Mosconi Remix on the "Destination Calabria" base made its boisterous entrance into my life. A lot of water has flowed under the bridge, many pig deities too, and that track has now acquired the historical-cultural importance it deserves. Yet now we can say it clearly, the Mosconi Remix is today somewhat outdated and overshadowed by the great number of epigones that inherited its legacy. The unsurpassable can be surpassed. Blasphemies could be thrown with even more class. And only one man in Italy today is capable of dictating the laws of cut-up and annihilating any competition thanks to his musical taste, his absolute technical skill applied to the most loving trash. Who else, ultimately, could best achieve the endeavour of reviving the great Mosconi once more, if not the good Christian Airte?
Anal Smithee, pseudonym of the well-known ChristianIce, this time manipulates the late but always lamented Bard of Blasphemy, celebrating and enhancing every single blasphemy that his great mind could conceive. Erecting a deserving effigy in his everlasting memory. Listening to the Can Can without Mosconi's divine invocations is now almost impossible. Because if the Can Can was a great thing, the God Can Can is an even greater thing. It's almost the completion of a project, of an Idea. An indissoluble and perfect union, because it finds in its very name its deepest essence. Just say it: God Can Can; don't you already feel an improvement, don't you feel how everything completes itself in a flash of pure genius?
Yet, alas, there are also painful notes. I wish I could say this is the definitive Work of a genius who creates A(i)rte in every unsanctioned video produced so far, yet the Masterpiece this time is marred by a flaw that makes one curse quite a bit (but at least helps us get into the right mood to listen to the work): it's freaking short. 1 minute and 15 seconds of God Can Can (followed by the beginning of Jesus3) are not enough to satisfy our appetite, our spasmodic desire to have more, and more, and more. Offenbach's Can Can lasted more than 2 minutes! Why, Christian Ice, why clip the wings of such a milestone like this??
We will probably never know, but in the meantime, let us enjoy what there is, which is already a lot. And it was really needed. Heartfelt thanks to the great Mosconi and best wishes to ChristianIce, may the mother of the Squallidos always remain pregnant.
Good God Can Can to all of you.
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