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Rating: Directly from the sewers of Turin, Flaccid Clitoris are making their way into the world of Porno Gore Slam. The proposed genre is a primordial Slam/Porno Grind played and produced in a raw manner, with the classic groovy slowdowns of the genre but much more violent, sick, and crude.
The group consists of 2 members, already known as Purulent Vagina and Rotten Sperm, 2 One Man Bands of Grind totally based on stupidity and total musical ignorance for its own sake. Well, considering that since 2006 I have been dabbling in playing similar stuff at home with my one man band Sadopurulent Deathmaniak (subliminal advertising wooowoooo), it's obvious that I appreciate the fact that a lot of other people, like me, fill their days producing similar stuff.
Flaccid Clitoris are largely influenced by these sources, of course united with influences from Slam bands like Devourment, Digested Flesh, Cephalotrispy, and Inhuman Dissilency. Their Brutal Death is, if we wanted to analyze the product in a highly technical and objective manner, totally nonsensical, self-serving, disrespectful, foul-mouthed, violent, and in bad taste. I would say that in its genre the demo Lymphangitic Carcinomatosis can be considered an excellent product; it has everything: a guttural, rotten voice, an obese toad that, after eating pizza yeast, peperonata, and cola, burps in good health, and a dirty, muddy, crappy guitar, I would say.
The two tracks present themselves as such, the first bursting in all its rawness, the second, like many songs of the genre, is preceded by an intro taken from God knows what Horror or else.
Who knows how many people will listen to this band and be disappointed, disgusted and amazed at the idiocy of some people, and who knows how many instead will appreciate it. But perhaps most people won't even know who the heck these Flaccid Clitoris are, and, well, it's better this way, a touch of mystery is always fitting, especially for bands like these. Stay Fecal!
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