-Hello, I'm Steve Albini

-Hello, what do you need?

-mmm let's see, a girl who screams like a madwoman, actually give me a guy who screams like a madman too, I want to indulge

-yesss, then?

-wait a moment though, I want them both to play, actually to rape the guitars

-I'll see what I can do..."just a moment and I'll be right with you" (the usual idiots)

-and then give me a bass and a drum, I'm dying to produce some Hardcore as I like it

 -Here you are, the F-Minus

 

Days later

-Hello Steve, I'm the guy from the shop, how are the guys I sold you doing?

-Kicking ass, they give some serious kicks in the ass!!!

 

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