-Hello, I'm Steve Albini
-Hello, what do you need?
-mmm let's see, a girl who screams like a madwoman, actually give me a guy who screams like a madman too, I want to indulge
-yesss, then?
-wait a moment though, I want them both to play, actually to rape the guitars
-I'll see what I can do..."just a moment and I'll be right with you" (the usual idiots)
-and then give me a bass and a drum, I'm dying to produce some Hardcore as I like it
-Here you are, the F-Minus
Days later
-Hello Steve, I'm the guy from the shop, how are the guys I sold you doing?
-Kicking ass, they give some serious kicks in the ass!!!
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