Enrique Iglesias
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Enrique Iglesias is a creative genius.

True artists neither copy nor steal, but recycle. Recycling is good for nature and is a good deed that all of us should do: for example, instead of throwing the bottle on the ground and polluting our poor world, we could throw our bottle into the recycling bins. It will be recycled and used to create new objects useful to humankind!

Enrique Iglesias is a great artist because he recycles. Every year since 2014, our Enrique has decided to recycle for the good of humanity. But his genius lies in having managed to recycle music! A talent that harkens back to the true music geniuses, those like Toto Cutugno and Ligabue, who have built their entire careers on recycling the same songs. "If they can, why can't I?" Enrique must have asked himself after discovering Cutugno's music on Discogs.

2014: Bailando becomes the first success of the "operación reciclaje". Almost the entire song stays on the chord progression E - C - G - D.

2015: El Perdon, in collaboration with Nicky Jam, chord progression: E - C - G - D.

2016: Duele el Corazon, feat. Wisin (the Spanish Jake la Furia), this time it changes slightly. G# - E - F#. Plot twist.

This time it's the radio's turn. Enrique is evidently seeking new, sparkling themes. Enough with women for this year. As everyone knows, Enrique Iglesias has a "sixth sense" called "hibernation". When the sun makes way for rain, he's not having it and goes to sleep. This year, the winter was sunnier, so we woke up early.

Summary of the operación reciclaje 2017: Enrique rushes into the studio, sits at the table of "carta palabras": each card contains a round of words on which the text will be built. For example "Bailar", "Corazon", "Loca", "Amor" and so on. The "Radio" card is one of the rarest to catch, but this year he managed it.

Enrique calls his seven ghostwriters and gives all the directives for drafting the text. Then he rushes to the mixer and starts playing the Chicco guitar: the new chord progression is a decently varied A MINOR - F - C - G. The rest with the drum machine fixed in 2014 and the woodland gang™ Descemer Bueno, Zion & Lennox, strictly with the McDonald's fatty voice and the Jovanotti-like "s".

The operation is successfully completed. Maximum time: about 1 hour and 20 minutes. Now he calls his father and they celebrate with a nice bottle of Champagne. Chapeau!