Eiichiro oda
One Piece

It basically took me a year to watch One Piece (obviously I watched One pAce). Because I kept saying: "it looks like some kiddie crap," and people would reply, "no, you have to get INTO it."

So, I watched it. 75% of it. After Gear 3, come on, if it’s crap it’s crap, there’s no need to get to Gear 6.

Summary: Western Cartoon for Kids.

Western, in the offensive sense. The outright offensive one, like La Pimpa. The bottom-of-the-barrel, degrading stuff, like Gormiti.

For kids, meaning you’re a bunch of idiots. BUT, STILL IDIOTS.

Blood The Last Vampire, Berserk, Metal Skin Panic, Ninja Scroll, SAM GRANDISSIMO FIGLIO DIBAGASSA DEL WEST (dafaqing Goat guys, DAFAQING GOAT), Basilisk, Vampire Hunter D, Il Volo Delle Lucciole, Elfen Lied, Corpse Party, Genocybers, Shigurui, Death Frenzy, Crying Freeman, Midnight Eye Goku, Golgo 13 the Professional, Angel Cop, Baoh the Visitor, Apocalypse Zero, Wicked City, Gunbuster, even the new stuff like Inuyashiki or Goblin Slayer.

Even that avalanche of rocks on the balls that was Dolce Remí, for fuck’s sake, had more Balls than THISSHIT.

Nothing, happens, EVER.

You never, cry, EVER.

NOBODY, DIES, E V E R.

Which is totally fine, but just be clear about it: I LIKE CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY NICKELODEON ONES.

Don’t go around telling people you watch Japanese anime for adults, you bunch of pansies with tubes of smarties up your ass. Really, where, when, in what way is this even comparable to – just to take one for Kids from the 80s – Forza Sugar?

Four months, damn worshipers of C’è Posta Per Te. At least in Remí, the grandfather died. And it hurt. In Jujutsu Kaisen (in case you say “oh, only the old stuff,” when I’ve actually watched more of the new ones than you), when Nanami dies, it hurts because that’s what Anime is: IT HURTS, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CRY. Jiraya? HITACHI? EH? One Piece VS Naruto? 😂😂😂

And let’s all say it together: WHAT FUCKING BAD ART, ODA: MAVAFFANCULO, LEARN SOMETHING.

But above all, fuck you, for passing this off as something comparable to the sacred monsters.

You didn’t get that Dragonball, back in 1988 on Telemontecarlo, for us kids at the time… It was a comedy show. Not a Shonen, a comedy.

Now suddenly Dragonball is the GOAT (😂😂😂😂😂😂😂) and One Piece is right behind it.

Have you ever actually seen a Shonen, you bunch of ignoramuses raised on Ben 10? OBVIOUSLY, NOT.

And I really pity you, so much. I watched this at 6 years old, you scrawny pansies. Shame on you.

https://youtu.be/saI6eybEfC4