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7 oct 10

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Chuck Norris scared Michael Jackson pale with a "Boo!".

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7 oct 10

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Chuck Norris once found a job in an amusement park. He was the seesaw.

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7 oct 10

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Yesterday they found a huge hole in the middle of the road: Chuck Norris had wanted to squash an insect!

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7 oct 10

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When Chuck Norris has his bag stolen, Wall Street collapses.

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7 oct 10

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When Chuck Norris shuts down the computer, he doesn't just stop the system... he also manages to give it the death penalty.

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7 oct 10

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Chuck Norris donates two liters of blood a day to the Red Cross... but it's not his.

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7 oct 10

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the light; he turns off the dark.

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On Thanksgiving day, Chuck Norris replies "you're welcome."

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7 oct 10

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Daylight saving time was invented because Chuck Norris's watch was fast by an hour, and no one had the courage to tell him.

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7 oct 10

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If Chuck Norris misses kicking you with a flying kick, you'll still die of pneumonia from the displacement of air.

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7 oct 10

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The names that scroll during the credits of Walker Texas Ranger are not the names of the people who contributed to the series, but rather the ones Chuck Norris has killed in each episode.

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7 oct 10

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If Chuck Norris flashes his car, it immediately thunders.

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7 oct 10

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To shave, Chuck Norris uses the Dalai Lama.

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7 oct 10

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When they sleep, sheep count Chuck Norris;

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7 oct 10

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If Chuck Norris walks with the limp, the limp stops limping.

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7 oct 10

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Chuck Norris loves barbecues on rainy days... that's why you can't see the two unicorns; Chuck Norris doesn't die. Because death is afraid of being killed.

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7 oct 10

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great one about kung fu!! Even Chuck Norris puts Omino Bianco in the washing machine. Tied up and gagged. For three days.

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7 oct 10

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At the restaurant, Chuck Norris ordered a plate of vegetables. When the waiter brought it to him, he kicked him to death. Nobody calls Chuck Norris a faggot. Nobody.

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7 oct 10

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Berlusconi rockettaro?!?

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7 oct 10

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but did he stomp the bandana? YouTube video non trovato NoWkThaRc54

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7 oct 10

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sorry! remedy: Aliens exist. They are simply waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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7 oct 10

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B.banner's one didn't get in, I put it in settings; Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he needs.

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7 oct 10

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YouTube Berlusconi can unite Sicily to Italy with a bridge. Chuck Norris can do it with his bare hands; If Bruce Banner loses control, he turns into Hulk.

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6 oct 10

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What do you mean T.Ferro!? The great local one is D'Alessio, even B. Adams plagiarized one of his songs! UUHAHAHAHAHA! YouTube video non trovato iid6i1-8gLc

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5 oct 10

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Grupo G-El viejo panzon Bocca Mafiosa- parodia su berlusconi bellissima

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