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DeRank ™: 5,57

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

M83

I don't know why, but I stumbled upon them by chance and I really like them.. Sometimes they sound a bit too teen-oriented, but they are genuine and those keyboard waves of theirs are a pleasure.. Well done!

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Rita Pavone

If at nearly seventy you have a face that looks like a scrotum, you have to come to terms with it.. If instead you stretch your wrinkles, it's worse, because you're still ugly, you're pathetic and you look ridiculous.. Maybe with a facelift you can gain some appearances on stupid public shows.. Musically irrelevant..

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Transatlantic

Tedious, heavy, self-referential, technically flawless, and ice-cold... I only tolerate their cover of "In Held 'Twas In I," which still retains only a minimal part of the emotion of the original.

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Al Bano Carrisi

Trash, incompetent, nepotistic, super Southern and, apparently, someone who plagiarizes the songs that his own fans ask him to produce.. Basically, the classic successful Italian, with a face indistinguishable from an ass..

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Lykke Li

An artistic name that seems like an invitation to cunnilingus... Well, it's not like I would back down...

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OVO

Sure, please provide the text you'd like me to translate.

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Paola & Chiara

The musical proposal has simply eclipsed in the face of the lesbo-incestuous suggestions that have always been ridden (not only in a figurative sense…). It's hard to be credible when you insist on such an image. Anyway, they are part of that large group of girls who, inexplicably, prefer a music-singing career over a pornographic one… Girls, you've chosen the wrong profession!!

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