Hetzer

Mediocre, sly, extremely crafty, sarcastic about an attitude that actually belongs to him entirely.. More irritating than pathetic arrangements, pretentiously deep and meaningful lyrics.. Ah, that's right, it's October 2018 and nobody gives a damn about him anymore and he's disappeared.. Until the next Festival of Provincialism, I suppose..

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 3,99

They practically invented the "dream" and entertainment industry.. And they did it, pushing it forward, in the most "American" way possible.. Of course, they have given me hilarious and epic moments; however, their "imperialist" politics in recent years seems a bit unsettling to me..

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 0,00

Striking and miserable confirmation that the most widespread sound vibration in Italy is seasoned with posturing, provincialism, stale hashtags, and the menstrual blood of fifteen-year-old bitches...

di Hetzer | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 0,36

The incapacity, the strange-sexual indeterminacy, the most uninhibited poverty, and the worst hairstylists of the '80s meet at the attitude's home for a cocktail that smells of piss, blush, lip gloss, and opportunism... What does opportunism smell like??

di Hetzer | Comments: 03 | DeRank™: 2,59

After "Shin Godzilla," more and more respect…

di Hetzer | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

This new wave of young, ambitious entrepreneurs is offering a fresh, easily accessible, and consumable product that can reach all youth in every corner of the Pase (children's park, middle school, middle school bathroom where someone is trying to light up a stinky joint with a banana filter, village festival where you have to be careful not to curse too loudly or else your mom will hear you, Sunday afternoon concert where while you're trying to do a Facebook live selfie, your mother is making out in the car with a thirty-year-old father met in the Palamerda parking lot, damn it grandma, are you sending me money for the recharge tomorrow because I've run out of damn gigabytes...), in short, this youth of the new new-e-economy says a lot about the past, present, and future of Italy. That said, what the hell does all this have to do with DeBaser? Ah, in terms of homosexual attitude, Fedez is better, and with the feather boa, Malgioglio looks much better. This poor bastard is already out; someone should send him a WhatsApp and let him know... or maybe not, who cares...

di Hetzer | Comments: 03 | DeRank™: 3,34

I don't think he can even be defined as a "singer-songwriter." To me, he seems more like the sound expansion of some aphoristic minoblog/social network that posts "real life" episodes and oozes mediocrity, posturing, and banality. After all, someone who acts cool because he feels like an artist a notch above the rest and then collaborates with J-Ax, Nina Zilli, and other charlatans is, intellectually and commercially, just yet another piece of garbage to be ignored.

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 0,00

Hollywoodian baron at 220%... Never truly appreciated, also because I consider him, fortunately, very far from me... However, I'm curious to see how his trajectory will end...

di Hetzer | Comments: 02 | DeRank™: 0,00

Intellectual provincialism and affectation meet at the house of mediocrity to excite the desires of kids too lazy for serious music.

di Hetzer | Comments: 03 | DeRank™: 5,84

A fucking Neapolitan rapper urging people to "wake up"?? Illogical before it's ridiculous... Set yourself on fire if you want applause...

di Hetzer | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 5,38