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Brusko, we’re really sorry.. Good luck with everything. See you later, amigo!

@EVERSOR: Indeed, we don’t listen to the Silencer, like Burzum, we gladly leave them to you.. I was mistaken, it was 99.9% of Black bands..

But who the hell is Zappa?

@SID: If you put all four of them on a scale, they would definitely weigh something, huh.. :PPPP @Anatas: I wanted to add spikes, but then you would accuse me of copyright infringement ©

Well, I wouldn't exactly call Phil Anselmo "a terrible sweaty fatso" to his face, eh.... And I suppose you wouldn't either! ;))) And Rex didn't seem that much of a fatso to me either...

The Dark Side of Che What? Pink Floyd? Never heard of them, what do they do? Damn, the cover... I'm diving straight into the first record store! Thanks for the tip, let's make room for new stuff, for crying out loud!

Trust me! If you had done it on Symphony X or Blind Guardian, you definitely would have earned more points. Even though I'm not sure all the comments would have been positive, at least you would have avoided the recipes.. And thank goodness Supervai didn't comment, otherwise you know how many jokes!

Here, basically the groups you should avoid are: Metallica, Guns (these more than any other), Pink Floyd with an exception for Black Sabbath, which are always welcome even though everything has already been said about them.. Bye and don’t take it the wrong way.. Trust Starblazer!

Dear Italiandreamer, come on, this is not a shitty site, it’s a space where anyone can express their opinion. So if someone wants to post a recipe because they enjoy sharing it with others who might never taste such delicacies and can thus delight in the kitchen with new experiences, they are free to do so. If others, who have read the 12 previous reviews and know every detail about LaBrie, Portnoy, Petrucci, and the whole gang, post comments like "I Dream Theater have broken the c.... and similar stuff," it’s hard not to understand them. If someone offers you constructive criticism, accept it graciously, and if they give you compliments, even better. This place allows anyone to write, but before doing so, you should (or ought to) read the first page where a few but effective rules are outlined. If followed, these can prevent a flood of negative comments (many justifiably posted) and spare you from atrocious anger and/or disappointments. If I, as a new user, were to stumble upon this "divèrs" site and think "Damn, I can write reviews too!", I’d log in, click on “describe it” immediately without passing go with the idea of writing something about, I don’t know, Iron Maiden, I should ask myself: "Maybe someone has already talked about them, damn, I can’t be the only one who knows Iron." So I’d search for something about them and see that there are over a hundred reviews, with duplicates and triplicates and all sorts of variations, so it’s only reasonable to ask myself, after reading plenty, "Do I really need to write something too?" If you have proof that they are indeed a group of bloodthirsty satanists, sending subliminal messages that brainwash consciences, and you want to make that clear in a dedicated review (to clarify: that’s something that hasn’t been said yet, everything else has), then go ahead. Otherwise, read the others, post your comments, but don’t make a review on "Iron Maiden" or "Killers," you’ll be torn to shreds in no time (as it should be). You can’t expect everyone to post comments like "Damn, Portnoy is such a cool drummer, he’s got grit, and he’s not a young lad anymore, just listen to him play and see his technique!" (sure, but there are at least fifty drummers who outplay him, take Danny Carey and Thomas Haake as examples, to stay in the genre), or "Petrucci is a blast with that guitar, pentatonic scales at 3000 km/h and lightning-fast solos, the best in the world" (but not really! There are tons of Guitar Heroes, he’s just one in the crowd) and "LaBrie has a divine voice" (but also not really! The world is full of singers like LaBrie, who let’s be honest, is not this grand monster of power and technique). Let’s call things as they are, come on. Ultimately, it’s up to those participating on the site to grasp the irony in certain comments, critiques, and so on, and no one is obligated to stay if they don’t want to. There are other sites where you can write reviews that welcome you with open arms, but you know how boring that can be: "Yes, I actually find that the transition between the fourth and fifth notes in tapping at the 3:27 mark is something wonderful," honestly, I’d prefer a culinary recipe.... Regards... And don’t take it too hard! ;)

If only he could read it...