Cornell

Dear Editors, from your explanations I have understood why I was placed among the literary cases, which, although it initially saddened me a bit, now makes me feel a bit "divèrs" and with a slight touch of pride. I fully understand that someone might have turned up their nose and complained about this oddity if it had appeared in the Dehomepage, so I thank you for publishing it in the "particolare casisticoletteraria" section. Indeed, this seems to be its rightful place, and if anyone can read it, being aware of this "secret section" where the best writings from the most twisted human minds are gathered and, why not, "bislaccamente geniali," I am proud. I apologize to @Bartleboom@ for the comparison to the review of katharsys on John Lennon, but I hadn't read anywhere about his mistake in the publication. I would also like to become a "divèrs" user and provide you with a liquid contribution, but I have neither a PayPal account nor a credit card; is this the only payment method available? Greetings with a rain of a hundred punches from the Sacred School of Hokuto.

Dear Messrs. Detelespallabob and Desfaciacarrozze, I am not "angry" for being included in the DeCasi Letterari, far from it. However, I can't find the link for the Derecensionicasisticoletterarie in question, which, as my defender telespallabob says, whom I thank for the kind words, is tiny and hardly visible. I have been waiting for two days for it to be published; it’s an ironic page, meant to offend no one, only expressing my point of view in the form of a letter to my all-time favorite artist regarding his musical choices, which, as can be inferred from the writing, I don’t quite share. Note: I lost more than three hours inventing this healthy "nonsense," and I also lost hours of sleep, considering I sent it at three in the morning, managing to get barely four hours of sleep, since it was Thursday night, but I felt like doing it, so, it’s my own fault. That's what saddens me a bit, nothing more. In the end, even though it isn't a proper review, I put in the effort, and as Messer Telespalla says, "Speaking of literary cases destroys the value and effort that a deRecensore puts into submitting a piece. The fact of not being canonical and bringing out one’s knowledge and feelings is something extremely positive and as such must be valued." My mood exactly reflects what he wrote in those three lines; he couldn’t have found better words, in my opinion. After all, didn't you publish the review of the one that honored the assassin of John Lennon? A page that, if I may say, rightly deserved to be discarded for the obscenity, stupidity, and disdain it expressed. But De gustibus... Thank you nonetheless for commenting on it, so I know it was published somewhere and not thrown away. Regards to josa, Telespallabobbiani or Sfasciacarrozziani nonetheless.

But these Norwegians never hook up in their free time? The only fun is to desecrate graves, burn churches, and listen to this terrible music with screaming pigs being slaughtered? Nonsensical clowns..

Systematic Chaos: 15 Death Magnetic: 13.. Come on guys, we're down by 2! Send them over!! What a loser, I ask myself questions and answer myself.. Dementia is creeping in..

At what position did Systematic place itself?

@Dany94: Look, I have the utmost respect for these four gentlemen, regardless of their latest releases (I actually liked Load, for instance..). I enjoy making a bit of fun of things.. As for the album, I wouldn't know what to tell you, the only feeling I have is a slight sadness in seeing the four harbingers of Thrash trying to please fans who force them and hassle them to churn out albums with tracks that are always the same, like in 1982.. But let them do whatever the hell they want, they've made their mark in history, what sense does it make to always expect the same thing? It makes me even sadder to think that, when you were born, I think my namesake, I was already 20.. Sigh!

I like these Metallica in a nasty way, big time, aggressively, going against the flow. Let me explain why: because they’re a band that blasts pompous riffs, full of rage and anger, with those big guitars, and in the videos you can see the two guitarists looking like two ex-cons who play metal with balls, damn it! Then the singer, I think his name is James Hetfield, has that deep and raspy voice, with a loud tone that almost makes him sound like Cedric Bixler of the Mars Volta, another band that drives me crazy. Then there’s the bassist, Robert Trujillo, who is just too badass and has the right poses of a true metal mechanic (sorry Robert, it’s just satire...), always bent over the bass like another guy who drives me wild, Fieldy, who plays in a band that I’ve heard invented nu-metal, which was a worldwide revolution for the metal scene. And what can we say about the drummer, the maniac, with those strange sounds, it seems like he’s banging on metal rods, he’s amazing, really hits hard even though he’s getting on in years, Lars Ulrich, the best in the world. What a crazy bunch these Metallica are, thank goodness they’ve been making THRASH METAL as God intended for almost thirty years!! Metallica rulez!!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

It had been a while since magnetic death was on the fantastic dehomepage.. And here comes the TRASH! Metallica Rulez!!

?Chisseneimpimpa????? You're feeling bad, change your dealer..

The Purple are always great, people with guts and a touch of class that’s a notch above many. Gillan isn’t the same as he used to be (for heaven's sake, I’d like to see), but even today he remains a superb singer, even without the prodigious highs of yesteryear (Not like that jerk Chris Cornell who’s doing songs with Timbaland now, I'm a bit ashamed of my nickname, can it be changed?). Saints right away, really.. Honor and glory to one of the greatest bands still active on the planet, for all the ages of ages, amen..