Cornell

@DEADHOUSE: And why do you think I did it? It took me some effort, you know! But don’t cut the plastic too close to the edges of the sheet, or the water will seep in!

Wandering through the aisles of a well-known (only technology) shopping center, I always saw it prominently displayed and heard a faint voice calling to me, "Buy me, please buy me, I'm an awesome game! You won't regret it! Your Play is waiting for me!! Buy me!" But I always thought that it was other titles calling my name. It always intrigued me quite a bit, but not knowing anything at all about the game and never bothering to look into it, I just let it go. Clearly, that was a mistake.

Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games, we’ve got everything you want, honey we know the names, we are the people that can find whatever you may need, if you’ve got the money, honey we got your disease, in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your knees! I wanna watch you bleed! Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day, you learn to live like an animal, in the jungle where we play, if you gotta hunger for what you see, you’ll take it eventually, you can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me, in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, feel my serpentine, ah ah I wanna hear you scream! Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day, I learned to live like an animal, in the jungle where we play, if you’ve got a hunger for what you see, you’ll take it eventually, you can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me, in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your knees! When you’re high you never want to come down

S P E C T A C L E!! And I feel like reiterating: “Uuuuuuuuuuh!!!!!!!!” Beautiful review, well done, one point off for the game because I feel like reiterating: MONKEY S**T (DAMNED)!

"This game is a challenge and fully embodies the concept of 'Hell on Earth'. Super cool! I love these games that never have an end, the ones you have to dedicate 5 or 6 years to understand anything. If I find it, I'll definitely get it! Thanks for the heads up. Rece Biblica!"

@ANATAS: It always happens like this, the beasts (no offense to animals) are the ones who rule, everywhere dear.. Otherwise, if the ones in charge had a bit of common sense and proper culture (even civic), this would certainly be a better world, and you, Lord of the Underworld that you are, should know it better than I do! ;)

But who exactly is Tommaso waiting for?

Certo, inviami pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.

@GASTA: I see that we're on the same wavelength, I didn't pick you at random then, see?

I prefer the warmer sound of the DVD-R. I'm sorry. Brilliant... Truly brilliant! Among my favorites, right away. And you will be Deamato immediately (how could one not fall in love with you after reading a review like this?)