bjork68

DeRank ™: 0,24

DeAge™ : 7311 days • Here since 3 june 2006

Paris Hilton Stars are blind (cd single)

10 sep 06

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Sure, if she’s here, she’ll make you hard; you settle for very little. But have you looked closely at her face??? She’s EVEN FLAT CHESTED. As for the album, I don’t even want to listen to it. But why be surprised if this luxury slut has made an album? By now we should be used to the cult of absolute nothingness.

Bee Hive Teneramente Licia e i Bee Hive

10 sep 06

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I didn't even know such a little group existed. Oh how I miss the '80s!!!

Kylie Minogue Impossible Princess

10 sep 06

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the umpteenth monument to mediocrity, and as for the orgasmic sighs, Donna Summer had already taken care of that in the '70s.

Europe The Final Countdown

10 sep 06

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el minkia you’re always amazing in your reviews, I love you more and more every day. I lived through my adolescence like you in those shitty 80s. I played the mandolin in elementary and middle school (even though I’m not Neapolitan, because the guitar was bigger than me) and I still felt like a miserable little thing. As for Joey Tempest, even back then, I would have hung him by the balls for the BIGO, that ridiculous thing with the panoramic elevator at the Porto Antico in Genoa, and keep in mind that at the time of these incomprehensible strummers, the BIGO didn’t even exist.

Blink 182 Greatest Hits

10 sep 06

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ah but they even have the greatest hits these pieces of shit!! well, after all, even sabrina salerno and gigi d'alessio have it, and unfortunately, there's no end to the worst.

Lollipop Popstars

10 sep 06

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one of the best reviews I've ever read!!! nothing better could celebrate the apotheosis of shit, both in the biological sense of the term and in the sense of taking 4 or 5 whores to create the absolute void