mista

I’ll preface this by saying I don’t dislike Guns, especially Appetite, which for me was something of a baptism by fire. However, I want to say something: haven’t those damn Use Your Illusion albums always been a bit of a drag? I mean, they really are watered-down works like: here’s a nice riff-----5 minutes of crap----here’s some singing----8 minutes of nonsense-----here’s a cover----right next door to hell! Nice----------don't cry! Pretty, even mom likes it! When we think about Appetite, which was packed with cool ideas in every second....

1. The singer: the fact that he’s a real babbo di minkia but poses like Mick Jagger with sexy moves that probably only manage to allure chubby fourteen-year-olds with acne, combined with his uniform receding hairline that degenerates into a hairstyle straight out of a hairspray commercial, makes him the favorite among the four. It’s curious to remember that if he hadn’t been cornuted by his Giulia, we probably wouldn’t be talking about him. So, come on, unfortunate souls of debaser, not all misfortune comes to harm.
2. The bassist: the baldest of the four, struggling the most to cover his baldness with improbable hair strands. We remember his habit of playing shirtless in ridiculously silly kilts, showcasing his toned physique, and especially his moves on stage worthy of a true bad guy, which obviously clash with the mushiness of the music played by the greatest Italian rock band.
3. The guitarist: with his spaghetti western look, cowboy hats, and especially his ZZ Top-style mustache, he usurps the singer’s lead in the exit polls. The fact that he obviously feels embarrassed in those clothes excuses him a bit, but the powerful misfortune that emanates from his actions pushes him back up the ranks of nonsense.
4. The drummer: how could the chubby one of the situation be missing? It’s truly hilarious to see him panting like a black metal drummer while, with his flabby and sluggish hits due to excess body fat, he keeps the irresistibly infectious rhythms of the band’s songs.
I know, the choice is tough but now it’s official: I DECLARE THE TELE-VOTING OPEN, JUST WRITE THE NUMBER DEBASERIANI! Vote in droves!

The vibrations... I consider them four losers with a singer who has nailed four songs (an achievement not everyone can manage, mind you), and since they found success, they act all cool, but they remain four balding losers. A sort of cover band from the Friday disco pub, boosted with a bit of run-of-the-mill artistic talent. But let’s talk about their look, guys, I would conduct a survey: WHO is THE BIGGEST JERK OF THE FOUR? Choose from the four juicy options.

my god how dumb you are...

Alright, this silly comment was almost endearing... until next time, sexydad.

God sexygay, I know what a cannon is...you're incorrigible, you've shown once again that you're so stupid that you don't understand what you're being told!! So, what are you doing now? You're so short on nonsense that you start criticizing my Italian!? What a moron...Okay, let's end it here because you've tired me out, RESPECT BRO!!

Dude, if you're stupid... cannon... Pete Doherty... unhappiness... what the hell are you saying? I actually like The Streets too!! I'm just saying you seem like an idiot because the review says the guy from The Streets has had a dip in ideas since the last album! The same one you quote to say the review is wrong! But if you want to say the review is wrong about there being a dip, you need to reference the tracks from this album, not the previous one!! You're so stupid that you don’t even get what’s being said to you. Now keep insulting me, then do some copy-paste of reviews you find online thinking it makes you look smart, keep it up sexygay, you really are a happy person, how we envy you me and Pete Doherty... you're such a cool guy... RESPECT!

You talk like usual, just a fucking sexygay... without even having read the reviews, this is because you’re a fucking idiot who gets off writing insults on a website :-) the reviewer didn’t say anything bad about the character.

but dry your eyes is in the previous album, not in this one, and the review even pointed that out... but before getting annoying, why not read?

"steady as she goes" but it really gets stuck in your head... ever since the reviewer mentioned it, I've had a Jack White in my head humming it.