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In fact, the brie was really a man back then, sharp as fear... (p.s. those who have read the fiction "dream theater, la grande onda" on metropolis pt. 2 will know why!!! ;-)

But Trujillo... does he use the Big Muff... or does he do the solos... I mean Cliff was an avalanche in his time... Newsted damn how fast he was... but what about Robert who just blasts away?...

Mustaine gets on my nerves.... I LOVE KIRK HAMMETT...(artistically, oh)...

Myung: So what do I do?..
Petrucci: You start us off with a bit of "donna lee"... and then give me the bass line from "used to be a cha cha"... the rest, you'll see a bit... something like Steve Harris... you follow me, right?
Myung: Okay!!!
La Brie: You write the lyrics, John, 'cause I’m not feeling too well...
Petrucci: Oh sure... I can do that for ages.....
Portnoy: Is it okay if I do a little drum thing like "moby dick" in 5/4 and then hit you with a double bass rhythm for 45 minutes?
Rudess: Sounds good to me... let's go...
Petrucci: I think we have everything to start... anyway, our mixer man, Kevin Shirley, will fix everything for us!!
Portnoy: Whatever happens, it will be a success... you'll see..... our fans will defend us from the mouths of truth...
Myung: Poor guys, what fools... they even buy the original records... I downloaded a whole album of John Patitucci yesterday with Winmx... what a blast, it sounds really good!!!
Rudess: Let’s not waste time, guys... in the studio... let’s move, I’m already 50, and if we take a lifetime for this record....
.....END OF EPISODE 789.................

Portnoy: Thank goodness, John.. You always take care of camouflaging everything... well done, you make me emotional... :....-((
Rudess: Come on, guys, calm down, and let’s think a little about the stuff to put on this damn album!!!!..
Petrucci: You're right, so let's see... first of all, what style are we going to do for this album?
Rudess: What do you think about making a Power Gothic Symphonic Death album... with influences from bands like Rasmus and Linkin Park?..
Portnoy: What a genius.. I love this stuff!!!!!
Rudess: Then let's look at the songs... I’ll do the intro for "Astronomy Domine".. John, you do the guitar break for "Dazed and Confused"..
Petrucci: He’s right.. let’s start like this and then I’ll just copy the riffs from "St. Anger"..
Portnoy: What a flash of brilliance.. I love this stuff!.. (advertisement)

"Dream Theater, the big wave"...continues...
Myung: you're gonna pay for this, James, take that!.. (and he throws his powerful Yamaha right in the middle of James'... (??no idea)...
James: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Rudess: well, there had to be something deep down after all!
James: but what am I supposed to do now??? (voice sounding just like the singer from Cugini di Campagna!)...
Portnoy: Holy Virgin! it seems that Dominici has returned among us!
Petrucci: relax... nobody will notice.... we’ll filter his voice with this (pedal with James Hetfield's face on it).. (advertisement)...

..(end of advertisement)..
Petrucci: Guys, we need to come up with something "new" (grinning),.. we've outdone ourselves in our shady art... we've copied everything that can be copied on the market... what do we do now?..
Portnoy: Calm down, John, don’t say that, don’t freak out, maybe I have a little idea!
Myung: Really?? Lay it on me, lay it on me!
Petrucci: He’s bluffing, he knows about creativity as much as I know about thrash metal…
Portnoy: Damn you, John.. listen up, what do you think about an album called: "When Train and turbulence unite"?
Rudess: It could work.. but something sounds familiar to me.. am I wrong?.. (bursts into grotesque laughter)..
Petrucci: (laughs too).. who the hell is going to notice anyway, our fans are so dim that if we redo a song like "see emily play," they’ll say it’s original and we made it!
Myung: Damn, Portnoy coming up with an original idea.. what’s going to happen to the world now? La Brie becoming a woman?
La Brie: I made your sister back in '93.. and in '94 your wife too! That’s why I was so manly during that time!
Myung: No, nooooooooo.... noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
.....Continues after the advertisement............. Will Myung avenge the insult? Will our "dreamers" manage to make another album.. we’ll find out very soon.....

Now we will broadcast the series "Dream Theater, the big wave"... filmed and directed by easycure, subtitles on page 777 of teletext, enjoy the show!
A brief recap of the previous episodes:
"..Dream Theater is famous for their ability to copy other bands without anyone noticing, but after worldwide successful albums, they are out of ideas on who to copy next. Petrucci and Portnoy, producers, are consulting with the rest of the band about the production of the new album, trying to reach an agreement on the sounds to adopt, as well as the name of their filthy album..." (advertisement)..

Picarata means tackiness... if Cliff had been born in modern times... he would definitely have been triple (at least) hyped... the problem is that the audio of the time was terrible and it sounds like instead of playing the bass, he's playing a chainsaw...

I don't know... I find it on several Metallica tabs... it drives me crazy...