francis

"Francis, irony... use irony: irony will save the world!"
No Nick, I’m sorry, irony can be useful when there’s at least a minimum of cultural solidity behind it; in this case, the prerequisites are completely lacking... these people cannot grasp ironic nuances, they are folks who read with their fingers up their noses and a dull expression... personally, I don’t think I’ll lower myself to these levels again, honestly, I see no reason to do so. They are pathetic, and the beautiful thing is that they don’t even realize it... as they say, "blessed ignorance." Whether they are Prada, Nike, Adidas, fake or counterfeit, you will polish my shoes forever. With your tongue!

If I keep going, we'll be here all night. I haven't made this review to pat myself on the back or for personal vanity, but to show some poor soul that if I write reviews, it’s certainly not to entertain a bunch of dyslexic idiots, but for all the people who in these two years didn't hesitate to support me and compliment me on my efforts...I write for them, certainly not for so many human nuisances who have written on this page.

Kylie Minogue "competent review (as always from you Francis)"
Lou Reed "the review is nice, you write well Francis" "Also a nice review" "As much as Francis may have sinned in pride on some occasions, I find he has written a pleasant and relatively thorough review" "If you don't want to act like know-it-alls, why does it bother you so much that Francis might be capable?"
Morrissey "Beautiful review" "Really nice review, well done Francis!" "Nice review, great record"

But let's move on, tegucicoso, let's move on
Deicide: "I really like the review. Very beautiful review, it's always interesting to read a metal review from a non-metalhead, and honestly, I enjoyed it."
Gene: "Great job, Francis, this review fits perfectly!"
Kate Bush: "Vertiginous review. Over the top because perhaps only in this way can we talk about the sensual world of the muse Kate." "You're the best, Fran." "Overflowing, baroque (in a good way, meaning 'extremely rich')... These are the first adjectives that come to mind for this 'review,' but it would be better to say for this love declaration to Kate Bush." "It deserves a full five for historical importance and as a tribute to the sublime art of this fawn-eyed enchantress. Thank you." "But you weren't joking about working... you put in a great effort!" "Absolutely beautiful."

Tegucicazzo read the reviews I've written, you idiot, tell me if they are fake...I don't have fake ones, I don't need them, you before reaching my level have to eat shit for the next 100 years, get slapped a couple of times and go to bed, kid.

Belle & Sebastian "great review for a great album"
David Bowie "I am speechless! O__O", "spot on review Francis, as Massimo D'Aguanno would say, epic", "I've read this review many times. I’m mulling it over (listening to Aladdin). Anyway, you impressed me, Francis.", "the review is very beautiful. Not being a Bowie aficionado, I can’t comment on the content, I take note and look forward to reading other opinions", "A bit lengthy, but as usual full of information", "The review is fantastic."

Other comments randomly taken from my reviews
Bay City Rollers "Great review, there should be many more like this on DeBaser, illustrating the history of unknown bands. For instance, I had never heard of them, but thanks to this well-written piece, I now know them. I much prefer reviews like this over the bullshit made up of poetic verses that don’t discuss either the band or the songs in question, written only by someone who wants to show off. Well done, Francis."

Ash 1977: "Damn, how good!"
Atari Teenage Riot: "It doesn't seem too long reading the review, since it flows very well and is exhaustive, unlike many others published before."
Avril Lavigne: "Congratulations for your courage," "It's always a pleasure to read your reviews," "the review is very well written (more or less like all your others!)," "Well done Francis, keep it up ;)" Francis gives me a great lesson, and, as I already said, I'm amazed by his analytical ability, fresh, completely free from preconceptions and negativism.

Tegucigalpa, eat some shit and take these comments.

Dude, I'm telling you for the last time to remove at least the faces of my two friends, have a bit of style for once in your life.