Sanjuro

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DeAge™ : 7516 days • Here since 12 november 2005
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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AH Ah Ah AH AH Kim you are great, that: he "checked better" made me laugh so hard I don't even know why :) AHHAHAHA
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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AH Ah Ah AH AH Kim you are great, that: he "checked better" made me laugh so hard I don't even know why :) AHHAHAHA
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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HappyPippo who are you, the umpteenth guarantor of beauty and grammatical good taste? The umpteenth cinematic sommelier who uses adjectives like "soft," "creamy," and other assorted fluff to embellish otherwise snotty reviews? "Human stupidity when absolute has an irresistible charm, like a lake of dung." And this cringeworthy aphoristic neo-classicism you’ve constructed with the instructions from Kinder "coglioni" eggs? It's pointless to talk to reviewers (the censors of the thing). You must be the usual middle-aged blubber who has made socially accepted, refined terms from the "elite": his penis. A narcissistic fool of nothing who prides himself on the 5s of other grammatically sound fools until the day of his death. In any case, "Listen, fool" you should tell your mother when she finally feels up to recognizing you.
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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Jim Morrison, the gaggioweapon, is your very sad photo with the guitar, which would rekindle artistic hope even in a chubby piano bar musician with camel breath. And then you censor geniuses like Vic Sorriso, but censor that disgusting and flamboyant photo of Jim Morrison.
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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Jim Morrison, the gaggioweapon, is your very sad photo with the guitar, which would rekindle artistic hope even in a chubby piano bar musician with camel breath. And then you censor geniuses like Vic Sorriso, but censor that disgusting and flamboyant photo of Jim Morrison.
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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Now I explain "Mediocramente" and "A spaziato". In reality, Mediocramente was a little game to see if you could catch a glimpse, as foolish as you are, of the three hidden words I inserted in this. 1) MEDIO (Like the masses, and the directors of the common folk who nourish it with cheap entertainment) CRA (Characteristic sound of frogs, among the least capable beings of reasoning) and MENTE (Precisely a mind of average frog). From this, my apparent grammatical mistake transforms into a playful and brilliant puzzle that sadly you did not grasp. MEDIO-CRA-MENTE was a compound word that immediately sheds light on the artistic poverty of these camera artisans. "A spaziato" refers to a famous mistake by Toto Riina in a letter to his daughter, a tribute to the master: not Kubrick, Riina. Ahhh I am too immortal.
Stanley Kubrick Arancia Meccanica
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Pretazzo, you’ve written an enormous amount of steaming crap trapped in your encyclopedic style and you dare to call me mediocre? AHHAHAHHAHA. You’re right. Cauabongà, pizza ninja turtles oh ho ho. Awake? Ahahah yes, from the neck up though! Rottermaier, sauerkraut in sight!
Suicidal Tendencies Freedumb
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I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me. I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me. I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me. I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free. What a beautiful piece of crap. Fuck the system motherfucker, yo yo. Go screw yourself.
Ruggero Deodato Cannibal Holocaust
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Look, the film was shot entirely with the presence of an animal protection officer, and the animals were killed in a proper manner and subsequently fed to the crew and the locals. So animal rights activists, screw you, everything is fine. How can anyone say it's a poor performance? The four reporters were brainless idiots, and how do they act? Like brainless idiots; they seem to be completely at ease and wallowing in total madness. Cult film. Cannibal Ferox by Lenzi is also great.
David Cronenberg Videodrome
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Fidia saying that "They Live" doesn’t see this at all seems like a big load of crap to me. Oh, sorry, it's just your opinion (though there might be some difference, I don’t know). "They Live" is a b-movie in the traditional style with highly philosophical connotations, an almost zen trash film, no one has ever done anything similar compared to master Carpenter. Cronenberg is another monster, and Videodrome is probably his peak, even though in The Dead Zone there's Christopher Walken, the divine Walken.