MetallaroBionico

I wandered around tunz-tun-punk for a good four days before a sudden wave of nausea heralded an immediate transformation into post-gloomy-dark. This beautiful metaphor brings us all together to its moral, which is that things were better when they were worse. What a lovely story. If I die, I want Jim to write a royal edit about it.

I don't believe it, pretazzo. Like you, I used to think that things were better when they were worse. I was just getting drunk by myself, feeling a slight sensation of transformation from post-punk to metal-stomp, nothing to worry about anyway, when all of a sudden that guy said to me: "You metalhead from hell! Why don't you fuck off? You've annoyed us, do you live on this site 24 hours a day, for fuck's sake? Do you have a fucked-up life or not? What the hell did your mother give birth to you for? To remind us every day how much you hate metal and how leftist you are? What the hell do we care, fuck your mother’s pig! You've shattered our balls with your retard jokes, Christ, go get a job for once. How many fucking fakes do you have on this site? Only a brain-dead moron like you could have the imagination to make a list of human cases and collect all the shit written on this fucking site. Go check yourself in, damn your gods! Get yourself a chick, even a plastic one is fine, but get one. Ah, just to wrap things up: the fucking thieving leftist government has fallen. Take this trunk up your ass and enjoy uahuahuauauhauuahauaua. --- Obviously, the trauma was so strong that it blocked my transformation and I went back home as tunz-punk.

I once saw a guy suddenly turn into brutal-death... everyone knew him, he was a good pop singer, with no record... suddenly turning into a metalhead... it was a horrifying experience... I almost ended up dead too...

No, no, you misunderstood: I was saying together... otherwise it doesn't work!

the solution to your ideological-territorial dispute, dear bjork68 and ThePunisher, lies in a healthy fuck

By the way, I had understood that you were on vacation, but apparently you live there, so I’ll give you another 5 for the great choice.

Come on, I was joking, just imagine. I took a swim in the Danube a few centuries ago.

Damn, man, did you go to Vienna to write reviews? :)

how objective you are

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