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DeRank ™: 2,48

DeAge™ : 7644 days • Here since 6 july 2005

Pyro Studios Commandos: Dietro Le Linee Nemiche

9 feb 10

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the graphics were remarkable at the time, "rts light" with isometric view had never looked this detailed. And it cost 70,000 lire when it came out, no joke :D

Scott Derrickson Ultimatum Alla Terra

9 feb 10

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fimetto, as you rightly say, the original is infinitely better.

Tim Burton Mars Attacks!

9 feb 10

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"He has definitely done worse (everything he's done since 2001 is definitely worse)," I mean, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, and Corpse Bride would be worse than Mars Attacks? omg.

one of Burton's most disappointing works, full of great ideas, satire, and black humor, but lacking depth. Light as a feather, it seems proud to be a colossal nonsense, and perhaps that's why it comes off better than one might fear. Without Burton behind the camera, a film like this would have been a real disaster.

Square Enix Final Fantasy XII

8 feb 10

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The very concept of ultra-scripted jappo RPGs on rails seems embarrassing to me, even just as an idea. Maybe it’s because MMORPGs are all ten steps ahead, or because in the West we now have RPGs capable of annihilating the old school from the Land of the Rising Sun, but it’s hard to believe that Square is still pounding the same nail after 20 years. Perhaps it’s because their grind-heavy online games only work in their homeland... that review with all that bold text is like a punch in the eye.

Oren Peli Paranormal Activity

8 feb 10

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seen, a film that delivers on its promises. Better than BWP, the last 15 minutes will terrify any girl in the audience xD

Mike Judge Beavis & Butt-head

5 feb 10

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(Beavis and Butt-Head sono in cammino) (Beavis indossa un copricapo simile a quello di Professor Quirrel) Butt-Head: Non sapevo fossi psichico, Beavis. Beavis: Sì, ricordi cosa hanno detto quei dottori su quei test? Butt-Head: No Beavis, hanno detto che sei psicopatico.

Mike Judge Beavis & Butt-head

5 feb 10

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Beavis: So like, in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? St. Peter: No. Beavis: That sucks. Do I get X-Ray Vision? Can I get some nachos? St. Peter: No. Beavis: Are you sure this is heaven?

Metallica St. Anger

5 feb 10

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"Final verdict: a place where you can't review whatever you want (a contradictory thing) without receiving insults, and where low ratings are masked without logic-morality with phrases like 'ci sn trpp rcnsn su kuesto sito!!!!!!!!!1111!1!111uno!!!1 1'. What a great piece of crap site... x°D I will make sure to give you a bad reputation." By your own admission, this review is a circus act, you are a clown, and just to complete the picture, you are talking about one of the worst Metallica albums while attempting a pathetic rehabilitation. What were you expecting, applause and thanks? No one cares if you leave, just as no one cares about your opinion on anything.