Here, take a look at this, I'm putting it up because it's quite nice: "from the article 'The True Story of the Avvelenata' by Riccardo Bertoncelli (1998)///
'This is the best, and I swear it's authentic. It's more than twenty years ago, I have to go to the military and I'm waiting for the call-up notice any day now. I'm curious and also vaguely terrified of ending up in some remote hole in Italy (I will). One morning, finally, the postman rings the bell for the fateful call. I open the door, understand right away, and stretch out my hand resignedly, as if to say, "Come on, just hereâs the thing, letâs get it over with." But no, too easy. He sizes me up, turns the postcard over in his hands, sizes me up again, and then gives me the most curious look he has. âExcuse me, sorry for bothering you... But are you that Bertoncelli who⌠the one from the song, whatâs it called, that Guccini song I heard just yesterday on the radio." My nerves are on fire and my mouth is completely dry, and with a weak voice, but maybe it's more of a gasp, I reply, âYes, thatâs me, thatâs me,â hoping he'll stop and just give me the damn notice. Not a chance. He takes the postcard, sets it down on the pile of mail, crosses his arms, all chirpy, and says, âNo way, really? Because, you see, Iâm a huge Guccini fan, I have all his records, all of them, even the one with La Genesi, whatâs it called, the one I like so much, whatâs it called?â âItâs called Opera buffa,â I whisper, barely hanging on, can I please have the postcard? âBut then you must know Guccini, if you mentioned him in the song you certainly know him... And whatâs Guccini like in real life, huh, whatâs he like?â It went on like this for ten minutes, I was like a mobile coronary unit and he, unflappable, kept quoting those songs âtoo strong, the one about the unknown island, there, no wait, the island not found. Too strongâ: and only at the end of that torment, after ten minutes or so like a fakir, he finally handed me that damn postcard, shooting off a last âwho would have thought. Say hi to Guccini if you see him,â and I read Macomer, Sardinia, wow, and then I donât really remember much more, I must have fainted. In my delirium, I seemed to hear Gucciniâs voice: but he wasn't singing, no, he was just laughing, going âAh ah ah.â'