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"If someone insults the nurses because they clean the patients' asses (yes, I’m talking about 'fiquata il napoletano'), I couldn't care less if they want to contradict that. Minkia. Let’s ignore the 'hai pazienti' that makes us smile, but Aldo Biscardi would give you a blowjob with suction. Are you sure he hasn't already done it and sucked away part of your cerebral cortex? You had 3 hours to think, you had a 50% chance, and you answered by inventing a new language. Come on, draw a picture and scan it, you damned sub-human hermetic case."

In my opinion, he took the 5 euro and 99 cent check and ran away to Ondarock.

In my opinion, in thinking about the answer, from the effort, he shit himself... and he also had a 50% chance.

But I was only counting the seats. And then for Nes, the stadium doesn’t fill up. For the legendary sea monster BRATNES, it does. It's up to him. In capitone we trust!

And the other 15,000 (we're at Maracanã): BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT!

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Wait, wait Brat. Comment 175 is Italian: "(and then in my ranking, Baggio is the only one who can be called a footballer if we limit Maradona to the status of a footballer)" Who do you think I prefer? Don't give up, you have a 50% chance. Anyway, you’re right, reason is for fools.

"In '89 Baggio was 22 years old and far from being the best Baggio, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that Maradona was always superior to him." Hmm!?! And who are you, the Supreme Court? At the end of that season, Baggio was sold, against his will, to Juventus for 25 billion, which was a record. The Fiorentina fans not only turned the city upside down, but they protested all the way to Coverciano where they even spat at Baggio himself. This shows just how much Baggio still had to prove himself. Look for the goals from that match, he started from his own half and dribbled past practically the entire opposing team and even some of his own players. No one has ever seen the best Baggio. He has always been injured, yet despite that, he was the best. At Vicenza, at Juve, at Brescia... always injured, but always the strongest. I don't care about Jordan; basketball makes me want to puke meteors. It's just that you said something absurd... and now don’t twist it around saying Maradona was 30 years old, because Maradona in '94, at 34, was still making a difference. If they hadn’t gone to piss in his place, he would have even won USA '94.

"Alexander, are you telling me that Maradona and Baggio met when they were both at their peak?" Let me tell you. Napoli - Fiorentina, season of Napoli's second scudetto. Baggio scored two goals like Maradona (who, in my ranking, is the only one who can be called a footballer if we limit Maradona to the status of footballer). Maradona, just back from Argentina where he had fled, came on at the start of the second half, and he had a belly that was hard to miss. Fiorentina was leading 2-0 when he entered, and then Maradona started doing whatever he wanted, and Napoli won 3-2.