fiquata

a hard core of two comments a month, and I don’t follow it (you’d like that!), I just took a look yesterday... and anyway, "especially because you think so little of your family that they will never be able to 'be'"... you see, you fall back into it. don’t deduce, don’t abstract, Fantozzi keeps it low. I was talking about you, no one else.

no, what nervousness. I'm having fun, especially after your response. I totally called you out, ahah, right on the spot, poor thing. ahah. Damn Fantozzi.

Hey Nessino, it's only 5 PM... it's early, now it's "time to mess around."

CptGay, believe me, you can only threaten flies at most. You see, I know about three million nurses, three million... there’s nothing wrong with cleaning butts, with having done nothing with your life, with having no talent and blah blah blah, the important thing is to have a mirror to look at. If you had a mirror, seeing the trail that your piece of shit face leaves all day long, considering that you have no life, that you spend the nights counting how many reviews from May 2006 (loser!), you would understand that you can’t come here pretending to be a political scientist, an economist, a mathematician, a fucking calculator, a moralizer because at the end of the day, in reality, you’re just a simple butt cleaner. There’s nothing wrong with that, but just have the right consideration of yourself, and I keep telling you that you’re just a butt cleaner, not because it’s offensive (I don’t find it offensive, I have relatives who do your job, it’s just that unlike you, they don’t fool themselves into being what they can’t be), but because I know it offends you. It offends you what you are, a butt cleaner, and I find that beautiful, dramatic. Really, but get your conscience in order, commit suicide? What’s wrong with that? You’re not even the type to say "I didn’t succeed because it’s normal that the mediocre win, and I, being great, was left out," you have nothing romantic about you. You’re one of those who knows deep down they’re worthless, a Fantozzi, you’re the Federico from Io e Lui, you’re a worthless person aware of being worthless and who found an outlet in his shitty blog (you can go back to writing only in Italian because your nonsense doesn’t interest anyone, not even in America) and on Debaser because you’re a nerd, one of those who never comes in first, never stands out. In my opinion, it's the Iron Maiden who ruined you... but now, what’s done is done. I just like to remind you what you know... I'm your conscience :)

You’re a great nes. You came up with gems like "I’ve never begged you for anything!"; "I asked kosmograbri what I should do to help you as an editor once, and she told me it could be done, she just wanted your opinion on it" and then you say that others have made fools of themselves. Haha, you’re amazing, I’m not joking. And "I’ve never begged you for anything!" has become one of my catchphrases, an instant classic.

CptGay, don’t forget that when it comes to simple matters, the janitor is you. Fly low, in fact, fly out the window, shit face.

Of course, with that shit face you’re used to it.

Alright, but it’s a beautiful thing to read, written by you who speaks like Cassano when he’s excited, "before you speak to me again, refresh your Italian vocabulary, thanks." Beautiful. Come on, we get it, Bartle isn’t your type, it happens: do you want to kiss my ass? Come on, I just took a shower on Monday.

Of course you're busy: you're a mess.

"I asked kosmograbri what I should do to help you as an editor once, and she told me it could be done; she just wanted to have your opinion on it."