fedezan76

DeRank : 9,44
DeAge™ : 6282 days • Here since 28 march 2009
Anonimo Il Mondo
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Jurix, I am waiting for the remastered version of 2012.
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
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Remastered version.
Fairfield Parlour From Home to Home
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Congratulations on the re-entry. The review is accurate and correctly describes the style. I noticed you excluded "progressive" from the genres, and I agree. To the partial disappointment of the commentators above, this album has little to do with Comus. However, it is still a very good listen.
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
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Nazareth are a good hard rock band, with their best artistic period spanning from Razamanaz to Hair of the Dog. You forgot to mention the cover of "Love Hurts," which contributed to the commercial success of this album. As for your comparison to AC/DC, I don't understand it either, especially since I see the resemblance only in the vocals. Musically, Nazareth didn't bring any novelties either, just good and honest hard rock.
Florencia Berlotti Flor 2
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An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a problem with gas, but to be honest, it doesn't bother me much... I let them out quietly and they never smell... I mean, since I entered the room, I must have let out at least twenty, but as you can see, you didn't hear a thing..." The doctor says, "Madam, take these pills and come back next week..." The following week, the old lady returns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, what have you given me! Holy Virgin Mary! Now I keep letting them out just like before, but they stink, God forgive me!!!" The doctor replies, "Excellent, ma'am, now that we've treated your sinusitis, I'll give you something for your ears..."
Florencia Berlotti Flor 2
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@teenage: I’ve had less time these days… but now I’m trying to do my part.
Florencia Berlotti Flor 2
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A mason on the third floor of a building under construction needs a hammer. He sees a laborer on the first floor and asks him to bring it up, but the man indicates that he can't hear him. So the guy on the third floor decides to use gestures. He points to his chest, meaning "I want," then he points at the man below, indicating "you," and finally, he waves his hand to show the typical movement of using the tool. The man below immediately undoes his pants and begins to masturbate. The man higher up quickly runs down to the second floor, shouting, "What the hell are you doing? Are you stupid or what??? I was asking for a hammer!!!" The laborer looks at the mason and says, "I understood you perfectly. I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
Florencia Berlotti Flor 2
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An elderly man, having just turned 80, needs to renew his driver's license. His family, concerned about his advanced age, contacts the engineer who is supposed to administer the renewal exam, and they convince him to do everything possible to ensure the old man fails. On the day of the renewal, the elderly man shows up, and the engineer begins to pose tricky questions.
First question: "If you see a small light in the night coming towards you, what do you think it is?" The old man replies, "A bicycle!" The engineer: "I see, but what brand? Atala, Bianchi...?" The old man: "Well, I wouldn't know."
Then the engineer asks the second question: "If you see two lights in the night coming towards you, what do you think they are?" The old man: "A car!" The engineer: "I understand, but what brand? Fiat, Audi, BMW...?" The old man: "Well... I wouldn't know."
So the engineer asks the third question: "If at night you see two big headlights coming towards you, what do you think they are?" The old man: "A truck!" The engineer replies: "I get it, but what brand? Scania, Iveco, Mercedes...?" The old man: "Well, I wouldn't know..."
Then the engineer says: "I'm sorry, but I can't renew your license..." As the old man leaves, he turns to the engineer and asks: "Excuse me, engineer, but if you see in the pitch black of night a tire burning and partly a half-naked woman twirling her handbag, what do you think it is..." The engineer responds: "A whore!!!!" And the old man: "I see, but who... your wife, your daughter, your sister....."
Florencia Berlotti Flor 2
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Are you kidding or are you simply aiming for 200? No, because from a simple (and perhaps pointless) correction here, a verbal fight worthy of our Parliament has erupted.
Dungen Skit I Allt
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I only know "Ta Det Lungt," which is a good album. Fun and original review.