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Tinto Brass Io, Caligola
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Thank you all, I’m pleased to see that this film is still alive and stirs the conscience to reflect on ministers like Carfagna, odaliskas with goitres like Veltroni, media dwarfs with neck polishing, Stalinist mustaches like D'Alema, mongoloid girls like Meloni, Melandri, the peasant lady Finocchiaro, various gays in Parliament, drug addicts, inverted etc. Paolo is punctual and precise, but I’m not Rivoli!! Nice reference to Camus by Vic Sorriso, truly erudite!! Let’s just say that Caligula, before going mad, made some beautiful reforms and declared himself an Eastern god—he imposed his image and statues in Judea—they hated him. However, he renounced Augustus for Antony, the Eastern Dionysian matrix drastically opposed the Apollonian Roman vision of the imperium. His superhumanism collapsed. He crossed the line and moderation, and you know how it ended.
Steven Spielberg Minority Report
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Clarification: the shark was the first with international distribution; however, it remains a vanzinaro spirberg, in fact vanzina is his true master, along with Walt Disney. "...a clever and loathsome Yiddish bum director, who deceives the usual crowd of geo-global idiots. His works are all sickly sweet, doctrinary, and didactic, as if he were always making films for idiots or children. The down syndrome dwarf in ET, the UFOs shaped like Christmas chandeliers in Close Encounters remain the high points of a career that in other countries would have been at least labeled as repeated kitsch. (Morandini Dictionary of Films.)
Ligabue Secondo tempo
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Clako, you’ve put yourself in the stocks: anyone who listens to Ligabue is just a latent homosexual who wishes to be taken in by the singer of their dreams. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MUSICAL MESSAGE DO YOU HAVE IN THOSE MONGOLIAN SONGS WITH REPEATED 2-CHORDS, NOT TO MENTION LYRICS THAT REEK OF VULGARITY AND SURFACE LEVEL TALK FROM A SPORTS BAR? DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT BY NOW?
The Black Crowes Warpaint
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RECE SUPERBA, superlative record.
Ligabue Secondo tempo
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I can't believe that the homeland of Virgil, DANTE, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Poliziano, Lorenzo the Magnificent, Folgore da San Gimignano, Ariosto, could GIVE BIRTH to such vile DONKEYS AS LIGABUE, A CLEAR EXAMPLE OF A MAN WHO FROM HIS NOBLE SURNAME IS AND REMAINS JUST AN EX CATTLE-DRIVER, A COMMUNIST AND UNWORTHY GUITARIST. I'm not having it!!
Madonna Hard Candy
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I can't believe that the homeland of Virgil, DANTE, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Poliziano, Lorenzo the Magnificent, Folgore da San Gimignano, Ariosto, Pulci, Tasso, Manzoni, Foscolo, Carducci, Leopardi, Pascoli, Montale... could give birth to such vile childishness in the minds. I'm not standing for it!!
Madonna Hard Candy
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It's incredible that ink and brainpower can be wasted on commercial products for waiting rooms at the dentist like this. Reading phrases like this is the litmus test of our scholarly Italian youth: "The album is a theme park of hip-hop sounds that dangerously flirt with dance, and one can’t help but be overwhelmed by this album conceived almost like a party mixtape, full of inventions and ideas. The games begin..." And other obscene, empty, gratuitous nonsense like in a kindergarten child's little essay: and mind you, the effort of millions of neural connections, axons upon axons, is for a third-rate singer, a base attention-seeker pumped up by the capitalist power of the major labels in the global market. There you go. I can't believe that the homeland of Virgil, DANTE, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Poliziano, Lorenzo de' Medici, Folgore da San Gimignano, Ariosto, Pulci, Tasso, Manzoni, Foscolo, Carducci, Leopardi, Pascoli, Montale... could give birth to such vile childishness in minds. I won't accept it!!
Vasco Rossi Il mondo che vorrei
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It's incredible that one can waste ink and brain power on commercial products for dentist waiting rooms like this. Reading phrases like this is the litmus test for our studious Italian youth: "Surely there are those thinking: 'then why not just retire?'" Why did Fiat not shut down after they oversold the Uno, and Barilla not throw in the towel after the first macaroni... and other obscene trivialities. There you go. I can't believe that the homeland of Virgil, Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Poliziano, Lorenzo the Magnificent, Folgore da San Gimignano, Ariosto, Pulci, Tasso, Manzoni, Foscolo, Carducci, Leopardi, Pascoli, Montale... could give birth to such vile childishness. I refuse to accept it!!
Melanie C Northern Star
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Melanie C is a lesbian mussel, vulgar and voiceless like all the spice girls. It’s incredible that ink and brainpower can be wasted on commercial products for dentist waiting rooms like this. Reading phrases like this is the litmus test of our scholarly Italian youth: "like a personal diary where feelings, even the raw and painful ones, are laid bare without false modesty or hypocrisy." There you go. I can’t believe that the homeland of Virgil, Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Poliziano, Lorenzo the Magnificent, Folgore da San Gimignano, Ariosto, Pulci, Tasso, Manzoni, Foscolo, Carducci, Leopardi, Pascoli, Montale... could give birth to such vile childishness. I won’t stand for it!!
Steven Spielberg Minority Report
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Spielberg is truly a Vanzina in disguise...and overrated. Professionally flawless, but nothing memorable, nothing at all. Without the Hollywood machine behind him, he’s utterly predictable. And greedy for money. A real "box office" and "panettone" guy. But what do you expect from someone who starts with Jaws?