SUPERVAI1986

Good reception. A record to avoid like the plague!

forgive me but I am raising the average a bit that has been unfairly lowered

but how the hell do you put one on such a masterpiece.....incredible O_O

for me this remains one of the best by New Order without a doubt!

There’s a gifted boy who goes to his doctor because he feels embarrassed about this physical characteristic. The doctor tells the boy to be proud of his 35 cm and to avoid embarrassment, he advises him to rub his member against his right leg to mask the “volume.” The next day, after following this advice, the boy storms into the doctor’s office furious:
- It’s all your fault!! Following your advice was a colossal mistake!
The doctor asks for an explanation from the angry boy. So the boy starts to tell his story:
- Yesterday, I was in the city center. Since it was hot, I decided to take a walk. At a certain point, a beautiful girl in a mini skirt saw 100 euros on the sidewalk. So she rushed over and put her foot on the bill so it wouldn’t fly away, then she bent down to pick it up... She was in a mini skirt, I couldn’t control myself. I kicked her in the ass... this is the last justice XD

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.
Right after paying, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same thing happens, with the man coming out laughing bent over.
The pharmacist thinks he’s crazy and asks his assistant to follow him the next time he comes back.
Indeed, the next day the guy enters the pharmacy, asks for the condoms and, after paying, walks out laughing.
The assistant is ready to follow him and leaves right after the guy.
About half an hour later, he returns to the pharmacy.
“Did you follow him?”
“Yes, I did.”
“And... where was he going?”
“To your house.”

The mother superior of a convent decides to gather all the nuns in the atrium because a misdeed occurred the night before.
Sister Mother: "My sisters, I have decided to gather you here because last night a deplorable event took place in the convent!"
All the nuns: "OoooHhhh!"; one nun at the back: "Hihihihihih!".
Sister Mother continues: "We found a man's jacket!"
All the nuns: "OoooHhhh!"; the nun at the back: "Hihihihihi!".
Sister Mother: "There were also a pair of men's trousers!"
All the nuns: "OoooHhhh!"; the nun at the back: "ihihihihihi!!".
Sister Mother: "There were also a pair of men's underwear!"
All the nuns: "OoooHhhh!"; the nun at the back: "Hihihihihihi!!".
Sister Mother: "There was also a condom!!"
All the nuns: "OoooHhhh!"; the nun at the back: "Hihihihihihi!!".
Sister Mother: "The condom was broken!!"
All the nuns: "Hihihihihihihihi!"; the nun at the back: "OoooHhhh!!".

The grandma goes to pick up little Pierino, her grandson, from school and asks him what the teacher taught him.
And Pierino says, "Sex education. She taught us what a penis is, the vagina, how fertilization happens...".
The grandma is shocked, but she doesn't reply.
When she gets home, she tells everything to her daughter, who doesn't seem scandalized: "But mom, we're already in 2000.
Sex education is part of the curriculum!".
Evening comes, and dinner is ready. The mom tells the grandma to go call the little one.
The grandma walks into Pierino's room without knocking and finds him vigorously masturbating, so she says, "Listen, Pierino, when you finish your homework, come eat because dinner is ready!".

A guy is looking for a cheap horse. He goes to a seller and says, "I have one, but it has a flaw: to make it gallop, you have to say CULO, and to make it stop, you have to say MERDA!" The price is good, so the guy buys the horse. Once he gets outside the city, he wants to take off at full speed: "CULO CULO CULO CULO..." The horse gallops faster and faster "CULO CULO CULO..." even faster! At one point, the guy realizes he is approaching a cliff and wants to stop. "Ah! What was I supposed to say? CAZZO..." Nothing, the horse keeps going. "CACCA, FIGA, TETTE..." but the horse continues. Seeing the cliff getting closer, the guy exclaims, "AHHH... what a MERDA!" And upon hearing the word, the horse stops abruptly right at the edge of the precipice. The guy looks down and with a sigh of relief says, "Ah... what a CULO!"

We interview the commander of the nuclear submarine Triton, which has been submerged for a remarkable six months.
"Tell us, Commander, what were the challenges of this endeavor at the limits of the incredible?"
"The biggest problem was the lack of women. My sailors are all exuberant males, far removed from the idea of becoming gay."
"And so how did you solve it?"
"With masturbation, of course!"
WE PRESENTED TO YOU: 20,000 MASTURBATIONS UNDER THE SEAS.