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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping for a holiday. After a rich dinner and a good bottle of wine, they retire to their tent and fall into a deep sleep. At some point in the night, Holmes wakes up and shakes his friend. "Watson, Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!" "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes." "And what do you deduce from that?" Holmes asks. Watson thinks for a long moment and then replies, "Well, from an astronomical point of view, it makes me think that there are millions of galaxies in the sky and therefore, potentially, billions of planets. From an astrological standpoint, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. From a chronological perspective, looking at the Moon, I deduce that it is about 3:15. From a meteorological point of view, I expect that tomorrow will be a beautiful day. From a theological perspective, it makes me realize that God is Infinite Power and that we are just a tiny and insignificant part of the Universe. But why do you ask me this? What does all this suggest to you?" Holmes remains silent for a moment and then exclaims, "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

The village priest dies. At the burial, they ask the housekeeper: "Do you want to kiss him before putting him in?" She bursts into tears: "He always told me that too!!!"

A Chinese tourist rents a gondola and after wandering around Venice all day asks the gondolier to take him to a woman. The gondolier docks, calls Maria, and lets the Chinese man into her house. Shortly after, Maria leans out onto the balcony and shouts, "Toni, he’s Chinese. It’s okay, he’s nice. He wants to eat my mona." "Alright, and now?" "Yes, but he wants to eat it with chopsticks!"

The 4 most famous gays in the world: the Italian GUSTAVO FELICE LAMAZZA, the Russian ANDREY KOYMASKI NEIBOSCHI, the Japanese SIMOSUKI SINAMIKO, and the Arab MOHAMMET INDUKULU.

There are two bats hanging upside down, one bat says to the other bat: "What was your worst day?" And he replies: "When I had diarrhea!"

A man to a gay man: "What did you get for Christmas?" The gay man: "A little sweater and a hat...so fashionable!! And you??" The man: "eee...o kazz!!" The gay man: "wau...facimm a kagn"

Do you know why the carabinieri always lick their guns? Because it says Magnum...!

Listen, I have to confess something to you... that’s not pleasant... I'm sorry, it's hard, I don't know how to say it to you, but the zoo called me... THEY WANT YOU BACK!!!

They should invent a condom-shaped hat to contain your big cockhead!

Don't take it personally if people think you're half-witted. Clearly, they only know you halfway.