SUPERVAI1986

"Talking seriously, I didn’t like the review, and the only good track on the album is not 'Take Away My Pain', which in the end is a trivial hard song, but 'Peruvian Sky', although it's copied from Led Zeppelin." And not only that, "anna lee" is a blatant plagiarism of 'the fallen angel' by King Crimson.....

I want to vote @42 as the official reviewer of this really interesting column (videoclip)! ;P

hermetically brilliant!

The genius of Opeth is unquestionable... one of the few "metal" bands (to define them as such is limiting) that creates great music!

A carabinieri bursts into his girlfriend's house yelling like a beast. -Show it to me!!- The girlfriend, surprised - But darling, does this seem like the right way to act? It’s been a week since we last saw each other, and you could at least be a bit kinder, give me a kiss... -I told you to show it to me, now!!!- The girlfriend - But... -Now, here, show it to me, ugly... -Okay, here it is... and she takes off her skirt. Then, the carabinieri - Phew.., thank goodness, they told me you had given it away!!!!!!

A finance officer, a policeman, and a carabinieri find themselves on duty in a rough area, forced to eat on the go, leaning against the hoods of their cars, bulletproof vests always on, and a makeshift packed lunch is inevitable. The finance officer looks in his bag prepared by his wife and says, “Ham sandwich... and you?” The policeman checks his bag, “Ham sandwich for me too.” The carabinieri imitates them, “Ham sandwich like you.” The three eat, grumbling a bit. Days go by and the officers continue to find a ham sandwich for lunch each day. One summer day, exasperated by the monotony, the finance officer exclaims, “Enough already! If my wife has made another ham sandwich I swear I’ll take my gun and shoot myself!” Inside the bag, there is indeed the usual sandwich, and before the other two can react, the finance officer pulls out his service weapon and shoots himself in the head. The policeman exclaims feverishly, “Right! The colleague has proven to have balls of steel, and we policemen have them as tough as those of the finance officers. Now, if I find another ham sandwich for lunch, I swear I’ll shoot myself too!” The policeman finds the usual sandwich, lets out a furious cry, and with a solemn gesture, pulls out his service weapon and shoots himself in the head. The carabinieri looks around, dazed. He’s left alone with two corpses. “What brave colleagues! The weapon can’t be outdone. If I find the usual ham sandwich, I’ll shoot myself in the head too!” Needless to say, the carabinieri also finds the inevitable sandwich and, in a matter of seconds, commits suicide with a shot to the middle of his eyes. On the day of the funerals, the widows walk grief-stricken alongside the three coffins making their way to the cemetery. The finance officer's wife can't stop crying and lamenting, “But why did you do it? Didn’t you like the ham sandwich I made for you? You could have told me; I would have made you one with cheese, mortadella, eggplant—why did you shoot yourself, why?” The policeman’s wife moves slowly, between sobs, “But why did you do it? Didn’t you like the ham sandwich I made for you? You could have told me; I would have cooked you chicken with peppers, a vegetable omelet, macaroni pie, I would have cooked you anything you wanted—why did you shoot yourself, why?” The carabinieri’s wife closes the sad procession. She walks calmly, dressed in black like the others, but almost resigned, “But why did you do it? I understand the finance officer, I understand the policeman, but you… you made your own lunch!”

There are 3 brothers, nothing, idiot, nobody. One day nobody jumps down and nothing saves him. The idiot calls the police and says: help, nobody jumped down, and nothing saved him. The police officer replies: listen, but you’re crazy. The brother says: I don’t know, idiot...

A man is driving moderately down a country lane... at a certain point, a police officer stops him. "I have to give you a ticket for speeding!" says the officer. The man begs him not to. Then the officer says, "Listen... I really like riddles. If you can answer this riddle correctly, I won't give you the ticket!" The man prepares himself, focused, and urges the officer to give him the riddle. "In a dark lane, two headlights can be seen... what is it?" the officer asks, and the man replies, "What do you mean, what is it... it's a car!" The officer retorts, "Too generic... it could be a Punto or a BMW... I'm sorry, I have to give you the ticket!" The man starts pleading with the officer for a backup question, so the officer gives him one. "In a dark lane, a headlight can be seen... what is it?" The man answers, "What do you mean, what is it... it's a scooter!" But the officer, while writing the ticket, says, "I'm sorry... too generic... it could be a Vespa or a Ciao. I have to give you the ticket!" So the man, somewhat irritated, accepts the ticket and then says, "Listen, Mr. Officer... you gave me a ticket, but since you like riddles so much, can I give you one?" The officer, quite proud, listens to the man. "In a dark lane, there are small fires on the edges of the road... what are they?" and the officer promptly replies: "What do you mean, what are they... they are prostitutes!" And the man: "Well... I'm sorry... too generic... they could be your wife, your mother, your daughter, your sister..."

2 carabinieri in a highway tunnel. They spot a fugitive in a Mercedes. They signal the car to pull over and arrest him. They call the captain and inform him that they can't take him away. The captain asks why... they respond: -At the beginning of the tunnel, it says in case of arrest turn off the engine.

One fine evening, four plainclothes carabinieri decide to go looking for prostitutes. They drive around until finally they find one and pull over, asking her: “Hey beautiful! How much do you want??” The prostitute casually replies, “30 in front, 50 in the back.” At that, one of the two carabinieri sitting in the back seat leans out the window and responds angrily, “Hey..!! But why do we have to pay more??!?!?!?”