SUPERVAI1986

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DeAge™ : 6852 days • Here since 6 september 2007

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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The neglected little wife says to her husband, taking off her panties: "Do you see this? It's called lumachina; if you touch it, it leaves a slime, but if you don't touch it, it grows horns!"

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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An old woman goes to the pharmacy and asks for eye drops. The pharmacist hands them to her and goes to the back. After a little while, he returns to the entrance and sees the old woman with her skirt lifted and her panties down. "Madam?! What are you doing? The eye drops are for better vision!!" "If only you knew! My 'friend' hasn't seen anything for twenty years..."

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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I can't get you out of my mind: I'd have you on the floor, I'd have you on the carpet, I'd have you on the furniture... but there's shit everywhere, DUST!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A couple decides to get married, and the future husband makes it clear right away that there are some points he won't compromise on: "Darling, take note that I have my habits and I don't want to change them. On Monday evenings I go to the movies with my friends, on Tuesday I'm at the library for cultural updates, Wednesday nights we meet at the bar to prepare the betting slip, on Thursday there's the bridge club, on Friday I always go to the theater, Saturday is for the club, and on Sunday it's pizza with my former classmates." "Darling, I also have my fixed habits, so I understand your needs... you see, I'm intimate every night. Whoever's there, is there..."

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A woman gets on a packed bus, approaches a man sitting down, and says:
- Could you please let me sit? I'm pregnant!
The man immediately stands up and offers her his seat, then asks:
- Of course, but you can’t tell at all... How long have you been pregnant?
And the woman replies:
- For ten minutes. But I’m so tired!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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From a survey conducted on men's preferences regarding women's legs, we obtained the following results:
10% of men prefer slim legs
20% muscular legs
The others fall in between.

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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The two types of first, a little later:
- The most beautiful thing in the world, my boy, is still making love!
- Maybe for you! - responds the other with a grand voice - For me, it's Christmas!
- Ah, good! And why Christmas?
The other, thoughtful, replies:
- It comes more often.

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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Two friends sitting on a wall see a beautiful girl walk by. One says:
- I’d really love to get with her...
- No! - corrects the other - You’d be happy to get with her!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A woman enters a Sexy Shop. She approaches the shopkeeper and notices something strange about the customer. The woman asks:
- SSS-cc-uuu-ssssiii a-a-av-vv-ve-tteee ddeeiiii vi-i-ibro-o-o-ma-a-a-ssa-sagg-ggii- aaato-o-o-ri?
The shopkeeper:
- Of course, madam. We have various models.
- A-a-av-e-e-te qu-e-e-l-ll-o-o-o l-u-un-un-go 25 cen-en-enti-i-i-i-me-e-tri di m-a-a-rca MOULINOX?
- Yes, ma'am! It's one of our best-selling models.
- A-a-a-a-llora, p-p-uò di-i-i-rmi co-o-o-me s-i-i s-s-spe-spe-gne?

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A woman is sitting next to a veterinarian during lunch. She wants to take advantage of the situation for a free consultation. "Doctor, I have a loving cat... but she's losing fur! What do you recommend?" And the doctor replies, "Well, first of all, you should avoid riding a bicycle."