SUPERVAI1986

DeRank ™: 9,11

DeAge™ : 6852 days • Here since 6 september 2007

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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Hard hard is better, that's known, but if you put it in your mouth it has a taste that takes you aback, but be careful with your teeth...no joking around with nougat!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A Chinese man in Italy asks a passerby, "Excuse me, is this Emilia Lomagna?" The passerby replies, "I don't know if this is Emilia Lomagna... but I know that further down Marina does the sucking."

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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We were alone, he was above me, we were breathing on each other, he told me "OPEN" and after a while: "EVEN MORE"... guess where I was? ..at the dentist!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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Who is the most twisted character in advertising?
CAPTAIN FINDUS because he takes children to the North Pole to show them the CAPTAIN'S STICK!

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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Attention: Snow White has been expelled from the forest for being caught with her skirt up in front of Pinocchio, who was saying to her: "Dì le bugie bastardo, MENTI MENTI!!!!!!!"

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A little Chinese boy asks his mom: "Who are the floci??"
And the mom: "They are sick furries."
And the child: "Really sick??"
And the mom: "Yes, inculable!!!"

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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Mickey is happy because he has little mice, Donald is happy because he has little ducklings, Goofy is sad because...

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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A child comes home and asks his mother: "Mom, why does the teacher call Paolo Paolino, Marco Marchino, and me nothing?" and the mother replies: "You'll understand when you're older, Pompeo!"

Alexia Gli occhi grandi della luna

28 feb 09

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At preschool, a boy, pulling down his pants, says to a girl, "I have a little penis and you'll never have one...". And the girl, lifting her skirt, replies, "With this, I'll have all the little penises I want!"