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A very beautiful lady is sitting on a train in front of a man with a very nice beard. After much hesitation, the lady gathers her courage and asks the man, "Excuse me, this may surprise you, but I would like to stroke your beard." The man is surprised but accepts. Shortly after, the man in turn asks the lady, "Excuse me, I risk embarrassing you, but would you allow me to stroke your little pussy, since I let you stroke my beard?" The woman is initially scandalized but then, noticing that there is no one else in the compartment, agrees. But as the man puts his desire into practice, he suddenly receives a loud slap. Surprised, he asks, "But weren't we in agreement? After all, I didn't oppose when you stroked my beard." And the lady replies, "Yes, but I didn't put my finger in your mouth!"

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon in Paris, traveling by train in a sleeper car. As night falls, she asks her Franco to make a baby. Franco has some hesitations given the not-so-private setting, but eventually gives in to his wife's requests, who has already decided to name their future child Luigi. They start making love, trying more or less to remain discreet, occasionally shouting the name of their future son: "Luigi, oh, Luigi." Suddenly, there's a loud noise, the train derails, it flips over—a total disaster. All the luggage is thrown about, a real tragedy! When the train stops, the woman, in despair, begins to move the wreckage and looks for Franco. Under a suitcase, she sees a man, lifts the weight off him, and asks, "Franco, is that you?" The man replies, wiping his face with his hands: "No, I’m not Franco, but I have your Luigi all over my face!"

Pinocchio has just had sex with his girlfriend and asks her how it went. She tells him, "Pinocchio... don’t take it personally, I’m sorry to tell you, but while we were having sex, you hurt me all over with splinters!". Pinocchio feels deeply hurt and goes back to Geppetto crying, explaining to him why he's crying: "What can I do?". Geppetto tells him, "What you need is just a piece of sandpaper. Use it once a day, and it will solve your problem." Some time later, Geppetto meets Pinocchio and asks him how it’s going with the sandpaper: "Have you solved your problems with girls?". And Pinocchio replies, "Girls? Who needs girls?"

A woman meets her lover at her home while her husband is at work. One day, while they are in bed, the woman hears her husband's car arriving in the garage. He's come back earlier than expected! She screams at her lover, "Move! Grab your clothes and get out the window NOW!" The lover looks at the window and says, "I can't go out the window! It's pouring rain!" She replies, "If my husband enters the room and sees you, he'll kill us both!" So the lover decides to take his clothes and jumps out the window! Once on the ground, he finds himself right in the middle of the annual marathon... So he starts running next to one of the participants despite being completely naked with his clothes in hand. His neighbor looks him up and down and says, "Do you always run the marathon completely naked?" The man replies, "Yes, yes, this way I experience the feeling of complete freedom." The other continues, "And do you always carry your clothes with you during the run?" The lover responds, "Of course, this way I can get dressed immediately at the end of the race and head home in my car!" The runner asks, "And do you always carry a condom during the marathon?" "Oh no... Only when it rains!"

A ten-year-old boy is sitting in class when the teacher asks him, "There are five pigeons perched on a fence. If you shoot one, how many are left?"
"None," replies the boy. "Because the others fly away at the sound of the gunshot."
The teacher responds, "That's not the answer I expected, but it's a very good answer. I like the way you think."
The boy says he has a question too.
"Three women are sitting in an ice cream parlor, each with her cone of ice cream. The first one licks it, the second one sucks it, and the third one bites it. Which of the women is married?"
The teacher, frustrated, answers, "The one who licks it..."
"No," says the boy, "it's the one with the ring, but I like the way you think..."

Pierino is lying on the sand with his father at a nudist beach. Pierino looks at the people around him and suddenly asks his father:
- Why are there some men with their zizi up and others with their zizi down?
Embarrassed, the father replies:
- Well... those who have their zizi up are rich, while those who have it down are poor.
The answer satisfies Pierino, who continues to look around. Shortly after, his father asks him:
- Pierino, have you seen your mother?
- Yes, she was talking to a poor man who has become rich and is now draining his wealth!

A surgeon in a white coat is about to start a really difficult operation. On the table lies a beautiful naked woman. She looks into his eyes and says,
- Darling, we can't go on like this... The nurses will start getting suspicious...

A couple is in a hotel room. The man asks his lover:
- Can I take a nude photo of you? It's for a keepsake...
- No problem, but I would also like a photo of you while you're naked!
- Okay, for a keepsake?
- No, for an enlargement!

It was a瞬間:
we looked at each other and half an hour later we were already in bed!
ME IN MINE,
HER IN HERS!!!!!

I WANT YOU!!!
I want to make your head spin,
drag you to bed,
make you feel the heat,
make you moan for a week
KISSES your INFLUENZA!!!!!