Metallica Metallica
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Hi. I swear this is the first time I’m reading your review. Believe me. Really beautiful, anyway. Bye.
Metallica Metallica
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Alright. Thank you for the idiot, it never hurts to know that there's always someone around who's less of an idiot than I am. Anyway, I've written yet another review of the Black Album because the other reviews (at least the ones I've read) didn't quite sit well with me. And I'm not referring to the judgments; those are and will always be subjective. I'm referring to Vic Sorriso's review that really caught my attention (in the most good-natured and sarcastic sense of the term), as it was filled with vulgarities but didn't give an idea of the album and the sound. However, I only gave it a 3 because, even though the songs are beautiful, it doesn't hold up against the stunning songs from the previous albums, you cringeworthy, moldy castrated idiot with not a shred of gray matter!
Manowar Battle Hymns
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beautiful album of pure classic heavy metal!
Manowar Fighting The World
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in my opinion the best within the band's discography
Stratovarius Elements Pt.1
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de gustibus. But this album is simply horrible, flat, stale, and cliché. What a piece of crap! Tolkki, fuck off!
Annihilator Metal
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what I say is the praodia of the annihilator. They should have titled it "Merdal".....
Megadeth Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
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I don't criticize the review because everyone is free to express their opinions about an album and/or artist. If he doesn't like the album, it doesn't concern me, but it can't be labeled as garbage, I'm really sorry. It's a great album, perhaps suffering from a not-so-optimal production, but it remains an excellent piece of work, with plenty of substance.
Metallica St. Anger
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I don't judge the reviewer, but for me, this record made me throw up. It's a mishmash of crap. Crap of various kinds, from the most diarrhea-inducing to the most constipated and hard. However, it's not completely useless. Great as a wheel for cutting pizza.
Metallica And Justice For All
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Alright, let's cut off the head, the horns, and the balls of the bull. If Master of Puppets is horrible, then someone who says/writes/thinks certain nonsense is either a jerk or an idiot. I can understand that not everyone can like Justice because the songs on the album are not in your face, but it remains an excellent work of techno-thrash (even if with a production unworthy of the name it carries). As for the rest, set yourselves on fire so at least you don't go unnoticed...
Hammerfall Renegade
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I say that Hammerfall lack technique. They are a derivative and imitative band. That doesn't mean their albums are terrible. I like the first one, Crimson Thunder, Chapter V, and the latest record. But Legacy of Kings and Renegade are two monstrosities of nature, especially Renegade, which not only doesn’t offer anything to the entire world but seriously makes listeners wish they had diarrhea. I reiterate: great coaster.