Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

James Cameron Aliens

24 jan 13

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Awful, sloppy, and very superficial review. A rightly legendary film that has simply made history. I don't find it better than the first one: on the contrary, Cameron's tendency for grandiosity penalizes it in several places, but it certainly deserves a full score. Here's a piece of advice: reread yourself and insult yourself.

Luciano Ligabue A Che Ora E' La Fine Del Mondo?

24 jan 13

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It's pointless for you to play the smartass by throwing Ligabue under the bus. You're an idiot and you'll stay an idiot. You don't even make anyone laugh.

Mondo Marcio Cose dell'altro mondo

23 jan 13

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"But enough of the nonsense..." And down with 50 lines of bullshit... Welcome aboard, idiot!
Oh, by the way, the cover is awesome...

Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained

19 jan 13

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I don't like your tone, especially in the first part. You're being too presumptuous and embellishing sound banalities with excessive emphasis (Tarantino isn't what he used to be... Really??).. For now, I won't vote for you, I'll come back after watching the film.. See you soon..

Andrew Niccol Gattaca

14 jan 13

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A beautiful film that I saw many years ago.. The scene of the night swimming race stayed with me.. I also remember the very talented actors and a subtly unsettling atmosphere in the way Ethan Hawke tries to hide his "impurity".. Worth a rewatch..

Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin

13 jan 13

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You're so empty and repetitive that you make me want to run away from insulting you...

Peter Jackson Il Signore degli Anelli - La Compagnia dell'Anello

12 jan 13

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A review that's a bit like this... You say some things that are a bit cliché... Try not to get too stressed out over an exam, it’s not worth it ;)
I have a fond memory of this film because the expectations when it was released were sky-high and I wasn’t disappointed. Watching it again now, it’s definitely a bit slow, not always successful, but still a good adventure film... It’s true that some actors are hard to watch, but then again, some of the characters didn’t require that much depth... For me, the best is the second one, more balanced and structured... And anyway, "Lord Of The Rings" remains the only fantasy worth reading...

Psy Gnam Gnam style

7 jan 13

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I heard the song on the radio a couple of times and it's kind of a weak hit and not funny at all. I’ve never seen the video, but I’m glad to see that minogue83 isn’t dead and is still able to give us crazy stuff like this.

Emerson, Lake & Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition

6 jan 13

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Here is the true blend of rock and classical music. ELP have succeeded after years of attempts (by other artists too) that were experimental and often grotesque. It might not please everyone and could be shocking, but it's definitely a memorable undertaking. It took courage and boldness to propose a composition like this live; ELP had plenty of both. The album itself doesn’t quite work 100%, but it deserves 5 balls considering its historical significance. A truly awful, rambling review that unfortunately isn’t even funny. "Pictures at an Exhibition," evolved from being a performance piece to a cleverly constructed adaptation" --> what the hell does that mean?? And then the final track on the album is "Death is Life," you fool!

Led Zeppelin II

5 jan 13

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You really say a lot of crap... Amazing review! One extra point just for this sentence: "hard rock song featuring Page's famous catchy guitar solo" XD