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DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Seals & Crofts I'll Play For You
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From the cover, it looks like an album by Stone Cold Steve Austin feat. Jesus Christ.. Jokes aside, great pier paolo, who in just a few lines manages to spark interest in his writings and the stories behind the reviewed albums, even if in this case the atmospheres (perfectly) described are not particularly to my liking.. By the way, in my opinion starting an album with the least remarkable track is not a flaw, on the contrary..
Elisa L' Anima Vola
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But didn't she definitely win o'Festivallo singing in Italian?
Zucchero Fly
Zucchero Fly
12 apr 14
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Useless review, thrown together haphazardly, and it’s clear you were disgusted even writing it.. Well done!
Neil Burger Divergent
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To me, these films all seem a bit the same: the same shots, the same little actresses and actors, the same trailers... And if they are based on bestsellers, that's a solid guarantee of sameness (or is it equality?).
Soviet Soviet 5 Questions To Alessandro Ferri
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The name of the group attracts me like the idea of seeing Niki Vendola making out with Borghezio.. The title of the review is pha moltho pheego, but just by glancing at it, the faiv chestions will be at least twenty.. -.-
Lars von Trier Nymphomaniac (Vol. I & II)
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Oh my god, they've been going on about this movie for months.. Porno posters and non-porno ones, orgasms, teasers, trailers, sneak peeks.. With all this fucking hype, if I ever see it, it will be in four or five years.. Bah..
Italo Calvino Marcovaldo ovvero le stagioni in città
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A strange book that I read when I was very little. I remember the delightful episode of the anti-rheumatism clinic based on wasp stings: after the laughter, I felt a bit of sadness and regret for the subtly pathetic and pitiful figure of the inventive, clumsy worker doomed to failure. In essence, a sort of Homer Simpson of our times.
Kylie Minogue Kiss Me Once
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Given the cover, you should have written the first sentence like this: "Wet, with a cute puckered face behind a glass door, Kylie Minogue....."
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
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"An album that doesn't need grand introductions" and doesn't even require further reviews...