Hetzer

DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
JJ Abrams Star Wars, il risveglio dello sforzo
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You tried to write some crap, but you sprayed it with deodorant trying to say something sensible. It looks like a scrotum... pardon, written, à la Nes... Too bad, you could have shoveled more manure...
Coldplay A Head Full of Dreams
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After yet another ostentatious "return to the origins," which means absolutely nothing and has never actually happened, U2 are giving it another shot, trying to appear more fun, spontaneous, and above all, making an effort to please everyone. Obviously, they are racking up yet another orbital failure. Since The Edge's guitar is now just a memory, the sampled rhythms with cheap keyboards and the middle school melodies borrowed from Jovanotti show a different programmatic intent: to make the girls at the concerts shake their asses and tits and to extract some sixth-hand emotion from the audience, already experienced a thousand times on a summer vacation night. One surprising, if not positive, note: Bono's timbre remains fresh and versatile despite the advancing age, as if he were Chris Martin.
Ron Howard Heart of the Sea
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Good review but I don't fully agree with it.. Get ready for a duplicate (if you care about it at all...)
William H. Hodgson Terrore dagli abissi
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What wonderful news you bring me! I will rush to grab this volume, especially since I only have Hodgson's The House on the Borderland and The Ghost Pirates, and since The Night Land is practically unfindable.. You’ve painted a stylized yet effective portrait of this almost mysterious writer.. A unique and adventurous personality, an imaginative and tormented mind trapped in the body of a gymnast and escapologist.. Perhaps a bit lacking in zest in his prose, at least judging by what I've read, but engaging and above all a creator of truly nightmarish worlds, in some ways even more disturbing and fascinating than those of HPL.. Well done!
Rob Reiner The Princess Bride - Una storia fantastica
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Mamma mia, I would say it’s an essential little film! Damn you for not mentioning the mythological Vizzini played by Wallace Shawn! For those who were born and grew up in the '80s, this film is almost a must-see. Anyone who hasn’t seen it yet is missing out on an innocent, kitschy work that is sometimes poorly made, but at other times, more lively and enjoyable than a good number of today’s fantastic films. Make sure to read Goldman’s novel from which it is adapted; it’s worth it and incredibly entertaining.
Georgij Zelma Sovetskij napadenije na Stalingrad
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When I saw "Enbar77 has submitted a review," I could hardly believe it. Welcome back! Let me say that I found the return good but not exceptional... A bit like Carlos, I find in the review a lot of History and little "heart," little "Enbar"... But that's okay, it's always a pleasure to read you. The Battle of Stalingrad is an epic topic, difficult, often inflated by nostalgic rhetoric... The combatants themselves fanned the flames of propaganda vehemently because they had decided to make that struggle a symbol and a banner. I recommend @[dynamitelover85] to read the pages of Basil Liddel Hart (particularly the "History of the Second World War") on the Nazi campaign to the East. From there, you can understand a lot about how and why the Germans did not win and the Soviets did not lose...
Michael Mann Thief - Strade Violente
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I'm sorry, but I can't access external content such as YouTube links. If you can provide the text you'd like me to translate, I'd be happy to help!
Luca Carboni Carboni: Il mio nuovo disco Pop, anzi, Pop-Up
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If the CD had really been titled "My New Pop Album, Actually, Pop-Up," it would have deserved applause...
Alex Garland Ex Machina
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All in all, I more or less agree with you, even though I wouldn't be that harsh. It's a film that works quite well overall, especially on a conceptual and visual level. It manages to be both unsettling and intriguing at the same time, which wasn’t easy given the not exactly original plot and themes. What feels out of place, and here I agree with you, is the superficiality and predictability of the two human characters, truly worthy of Dumb & Dumber (not to mention that annoying intellectual-macho attitude of Oscar Isaac and his damn beard...). The ending is coherent as it confirms the total ineptitude and arrogance of the human cast, which emerges repeatedly throughout the film. However, there’s one thing that I couldn’t quite figure out: how comes the helicopter pilot takes away the robotic girl without even saying “Bhe?”? Maybe she pilots it? Did he kill everyone? Who knows... It's a film worth watching, all in all; in the 2010s, science fiction cinema needs works like this...
Alan Taylor Terminator Genesys
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No indeed.. It's the review that is (almost) you! :)