Hetzer

Given that it works much better in the original language, this series is really boring.. It might be the characters, it might be the non-existent plot, it might be the ridiculous, pathetic, and outdated insistence on "dissolute" jokes and situations (if we can call them that..) that were already getting tiresome in The Simpsons ten years ago.. I thought I didn't get it because I was convinced it was a parody of Games Of Thrones, of which I've only seen the (excellent) pictures of Emilia Clarke’s cleavage, but apparently it has nothing to do with it, it’s simply boring on its own...

Nothing.. Even today this film a little younger than me works, and works wonderfully.. Its airing yesterday somewhere immediately motivated me to watch it all over again in HD.. Nothing, have I already mentioned that it works wonderfully?

These pseudofuturist posturing nonsense stopped being funny on Debaser roughly between September 2009 and February 2011.

If you are under 13, this is a bit unsettling... If you are 14 or older, it becomes pathological...

I imagine you weren't too surprised by the ugliness of this fiRm.. Because the previous chapter was a disaster as well: basically copied from the first, performed poorly, full of useless scenes and characters, with the radioactive GMO dinosaur, with a totally predictable synopsis, useless and whining little leaves, and bearded boredom every minute.. And then, how sloppy, pathetic, phony, and ridiculous are these extremely expensive CGI effects, more fake than the shittiest giant monster puppet? A true horror.. Long live animatronics, long live the props, and as for Jurassic, long live 1993..

The first Deadpool was one of the very few movies I couldn't finish because it bored me to tears and was pathetic. It was as if the relentless "irreverent" attitude, forced and heavily marketed, made it instead feel cloying and depressing. Just imagine me going to see the sequel! It seems unbelievable to me that a ton of money, time, and talent is used to produce such low-quality blockbuster hits (I'm talking about big-budget films in general)..

"Normal" film, where nothing really stands out, except perhaps the curious razor-sharpness of the soundtrack… On the introductory note, let me throw this idea out there: Netflix churns out and spreads "typically-abled" productions, at (relatively) low cost, mostly in the science fiction genre, featuring rather compact films with contained runtimes, and does what cinema perhaps should limit itself to do: transforming scripts, projects, ideas, and visions into moving images… I'm okay with that, all things considered…

Ah, so they exist and make records? I thought they were just a meme that wasn't funny... Never mind, after all, rap is this stuff here... The endless posturing, the little moves, the grimaces, the tacky and gangsta imagery, the ridiculous ghetto rhetoric has led to this, and will lead to even more affected things, even more ridiculous, even more fake, for the consumption of middle school kids and Calippo Fizz ads... Hip hop was mask and posturing even when it was "on the streets," let alone in the days of likes and kids who, instead of smoking joints, imitate their imitations on the benches in the parks...

It's already a mistake to think that Marvel still makes films.. The PG13 spectacles they churn out are far beyond, and way below, the very concept of cinema..

Seen on a QR flight in the original language.. I found it darker and more nervous than the last two circus acts, which is a plus; moreover, the scope of the action is limited, without too many ridiculous jumps between ten different planets with aliens speaking in burps and farts, good so far.. Mark Hammill is very good, he gives the younger version of himself a hard time and it’s really a shame that he dies; Oscar Isaac and the lovely Ridley are also great, everyone else is just passable.. However, I didn't like it; too silly and truly childish in its developments.. I didn't see any tactics, just the tired rehashing of the usual standards, speeches, verbosity, banality.. Battles that look like those in "Master & Commander" or "Lord Of The Rings," in space, year 5262656.87. No thanks.. It’s true that the original Star Wars was a parody of swashbuckler films, but it’s been quite a few years since 1977.. In this respect, the "political" cut of "Revenge Of The Sith" is better.. Blame Disney? Sure, but also the audience, whether new or old, that wants pre-digested baby food, not real films..
Plot twists equal to zero, everything is so linear and predictable that you already know how it will end.. The villains are pathetic, the only decent one is the general with the red hair, the one who was also in "Dredd".. In short, yet another normie meatball concocted for easy money; a shame because the dark, cloudy, cold, and spacey atmosphere deserved much better treatment..