Hetzer

DeRank : 5,57
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Guè Pequeno Sinatra
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"The first song is called 'Hugh Guefner,' so we’ll skip it, even though it pisses on all the reactionary trash I see floating around here." Good job, you immediately confirm your provincial attitude of 'I know everything.' It’s clearly a provocation, but it really sounds pathetic, especially with that air of supposed superiority you’re trying to convey, albeit with little success, at every line. Your reviews on rap and rappers are nonetheless interesting; they’re like a Bristol Stool Chart of 'music.' Ah, it may have the most powerful beats on the planet and the toughest producers from the ghetto of City Life, but 'who made the history of rap in Italy' is just a two-penny jester to me. These people should thank the fools who still take seriously the antics of big shots, heavy beats made with samplers, and their undeniable art in posturing. Oh, they make a lot of money with this stuff, hats off!
Lucio Fulci Sette note in nero
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I haven't seen this, and I won't make up for it.. Fulci for me is just weak, he basically made really boring movies.. He got it right in just a couple of scenes, because after all, even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day.. But it's a kind of provincial and crude cinema that no one misses.. But did H.R. Giger kick the ass of the distribution company for the poster ripped off from his works?
Dark Polo Gang Trap Lovers
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Sometimes you are tragically commendable in your dedication to pretentious crap, other times you are pathetic in your perverse effort to find a meaning to the pretentious crap itself that isn’t: "Screwing over the Italians of great mediocrity and fucking them out of their money."
In this case, though, you'll forgive me, but I am laughing in your face loudly: to understand that these assholes suck like the cock of Jesus Christ on the cross, you even have to rape your stereo by shoving one of their CDs into it? But how the hell are you doing?? Trust me, leave the ginger alone and switch to old school sdurgianelli.. And to the music, for god's sake!
Emis Killa Supereroe
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Well, you start from completely wrong assumptions and it clearly emerges that your vision (not of the shit.. oops, of rap, but of "youth"...) is distorted, and not a little.. Often you are funny, this time you are really pathetic.. Next time you step outside, open your eyes..
Francesco Gabbani Magellano
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Flushed down the toilet, chewed and spat out like a piece of gum with a taste of nothing... A commercial supercazzola passed off as "committed artist"...
Now November is just around the corner, they won’t have time to get him out for Christmas 2018... Maybe for Easter 2019? We’ll have to see how good his management is; surely the bored record execs will do a cost-benefit analysis before producing another piece of crap for him... Will he also dive into trap? Who knows what lyrics he would come up with, oh my goodness!!
Asia Argento Ingannevole è il cuore più di ogni cosa
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If it has come back in fashion even on debaser, it means that her pathetic crusade on the "sixth-hand 4.0 rape" for the revival of a "career" lacking talent is succeeding.
ghali Album
ghali Album
28 sep 18
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Once, I swear, I met a guy in Val Vigezzo who made murals and paintings with chamois or cow dung. Well, you kind of remind me of him when you write so calmly about yet another Trappist asshole crapped out by some social network\talent show\conjunction between Spotify and iTunes\pseudo-discomfort pseudo-adolescent bullshit sucked up by some major... Consider it, if you will, a compliment... Ah, unfortunately, that guy's murals, while truly lovely, always smelled like shit...
Alessio Cremonini Sulla mia pelle
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Well-produced film, well-acted, that tells a disturbing story of current events that is unfortunately more "normal" than one might think, in Italy and beyond. But for me, it stops here. I have such a detachment from the sensationalism of news in general that personally the story doesn’t affect me at all; what matters is that those who need to pay do so, and dearly. That said, the fact that the film was released before the matter was truly resolved has a smell of rot to it.
Guè Pequeno Il ragazzo d'oro
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Incredibly clear in confirming that we're talking about simple shit.. This little bully reached the peak when he stroked his cock live online without even realizing it..
Rian Johnson Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
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If you strip away the usual fucking baggage, it's overall a decent sci-fi film: spectacular, dark, predictable yet solid, with pretty good performances. It’s the watered-down broth of Star Wars and the rating for unimaginative kids that sink it.