Hetzer

DeRank : 5,57
DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Management del dolore post-operatorio Auff!!
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I discovered that one of the worst things I have ever heard, both in terms of arrangements and "lyrics," is found in this album; I find out that the assholes who recorded it identify themselves with a shit name... I see that someone in some review mentions someone else who compares these assholes to Genesis... It's just too much...
Christopher Nolan Il cavaliere oscuro - Il ritorno
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You couldn't make anyone laugh even while talking about a movie that manages to be more ridiculous than its highly hyped predecessor.
Marracash Persona
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One day we will meet and you will shake my hand: I started to laugh at: "credible face of Italian rap."
Club Dogo Discografia Completa
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Nothing, you just don’t want to understand that a provocation has to be fun...
Christopher  Nolan Interstellar
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"The events recounted in this review are the product of the mental fantasies of an ordinary individual, so I suggest a distracted and reluctant read.
Thanks for the extremely pungent warning... From my perspective, you've written a distracted and half-hearted pile of crap; you might even be right, but really, read it again and feel a bit grossed out next time...
The film is sloppy and careless; it’s hard to expect to provide astrophysics knowledge to the general public when you throw in shoddy little characters, it makes me feel worse... However, the special effects have a remarkable quality, which for me is more than enough..."
Jethro Tull Stormwatch (The 40th Anniversary Force 10 Edition)
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The album is by no means the best, but for some reasons, it’s my favorite by Jethro Tull. Your review is terrible; please, at least tell me you wrote it out of experience...
J. J. Abrams Star Wars: L'ascesa di Skywalker
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As a science fiction film, the original three movies are a milestone. From there on, it's always just watered-down broth & chugged down by a myriad of people in an almost mystical way. Add in Disney, and you get a series of mediocre shenanigans for kids churned out in bulk.
Quentin Tarantino The Hateful Eight
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The only Tarantino movie that I definitely wouldn't watch again: too verbose, too hollow, too self-referential, less enjoyable and at times ridiculous... Too contemptuous & North American, not my cup of tea... I'm not reading you (and I'm not voting for you) because I think you're a cinéphile in the era of the internet, and you irritate me just with the opening...
H.P: Lovecraft Oniricon
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The interpretations, especially local ones, of the complex and indefinable work of HPL often disgust me. I'm not saying this is the case here, it's just a consideration. Yours is an excellent piece of writing, and it provides interesting information, especially in the introduction. As I’ve experienced it, HPL needs to be read and reread over the years to truly appreciate it. It has the unknown and overwhelming allure of a supermassive black hole.
Steven Spielberg La guerra dei mondi
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I partly agree; the movie sucked even in 2005, because it has nothing to do with the novel and its stark beauty, because it’s boring, seen it all before, poorly acted... Wells has never been given justice with his masterpiece, because "War Of The Worlds" is not just a science fiction book, it's a turning point of Victorian thought... Spielberg and his screenwriters probably listened to it as an audiobook while discussing fees and percentages... His namesake, the Mexican who’s not in the union, would have done better, but it would have taken very little...