Hetzer

DeRank : 5,57
DeAge™ : 7086 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Saughelli Fregi dell'anima (Deluxe Edition)
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What a pity for the excessive use of periods; it could have been a beautiFULL review...
Maybe...
E.B. Clucher Lo chiamavano Trinità
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If the review had been like the last paragraph, the 5 balls would have been a must.
In its own way, this is a pillar of Italian production.
And it’s no coincidence that he and his sequel are among the most successful Italian films ever, I believe of all time.
All done with jokes, insults from shepherds, and slaps.
Not a trivial matter.
Alex Cox Repo Man
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One thing is factual: you’ve had a shit week, or at least a shit Friday.
It's unclear whether the girl betrayed/left you, if your boss pulled some shady move, if your long-awaited promotion was snatched by some curvy colleague, or if you got screwed out of the bridge holiday on December 27th.
Either way, so much, so much anger...
The (likely) truth, however, is that fascism, esoteric conspiracy theories, homophobic racism, and the immense lack of humility and consistency from you digital militia members of the anti-system squad can no longer be contained or hidden: the membranes are inevitably tearing apart...
Paul Celan Poesia
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"Teutargico" does not exist..
Rockets The Rockets
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However, there is something that doesn't quite add up with the de-database: the image of the artist at the bottom is indeed that of stove pipes!
Rockets The Rockets
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Nothing short of impeccable..
Greg Berlanti Fly Me to the Moon
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The aging Scarlett Johansson resembles a young Kim Cattrall.
Channing Tatum probably has hidden qualities that I'm not interested in exploring, because as an actor he's a bit pathetic; in this poster, he has the same expression as Sir Kay from "The Sword in the Stone."
But I didn't understand, is it a documentary or a comedy?
It Bites FD Return to Natural
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This group actually sounded bizarre; absolutely (and often perniciously...) "eighties" but the effort to be progressive was evident...
I remember the self-titled album with the suite "Once Around The World"... Well played, everyone talented, but it was something that, if recorded 15 years earlier, could have left a certain mark; recorded at the end of the eighties, though, it almost seemed like a parody...
You describe their sound and approach well, and the "normalized" dimensions of the review are beneficial...
As for the reviewed album, I wouldn't know: re-proposing THOSE sounds in 2024 doesn't risk being, once again, a parody within a parody?
Nirvana Local Anaesthetic
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One of the most effective takedowns I've read recently… The "slap in the face" to Puget's underlings is perfect!
But they also recorded the wooden Markos III, if I remember correctly…
I won't listen to this album, but now that I have to trim the hedge, I might just put on "Spring" in the background…
Well done!
Fontaines D.C. Skinty Fia
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Between the use of the term "crush" and the "scopami" written with an asterisk, the grade goes up..