Hetzer

So long and cunning that it makes me nervous... I resist the strong temptation to give you a ball, or should I just let go?

A very beautiful film because it's slow, dry, and intense. Captivating and almost poetic in the space scenes. You're right, the production avoided clichés and easy shortcuts to offer something much more immersive. However, the fact that the celebratory and "political" side of the space race has been muted doesn't necessarily mean it's an accusation. In this sense, the sequence of the nigga rapping populist nonsense while the Saturn V unleashes all its power is almost embarrassing in its dissonance. For me, this film captures the human dimension of people who were celebrated as superhumans but who were, in reality, fragile, selfish, made of flesh and death, living a non-life, a life no longer earthly. And it does this with such dryness that I find it very difficult to think of it as a denunciation film or a critique against "the State." Ultimately, who cares about the why and how: as Roger Chaffee said, it would be against human nature not to strive to reach where one knows it's possible to go. One thing I found a bit annoying, as someone who has been passionate about the space race since I was this tall, was the lack of subtitles explaining who the various characters were: it took me too long to realize that the great Pablo Schreiber was playing Jim Lovell...

You are not good; you are not witty; you don’t write well; you don’t suck; you’re not unreadable; you’re not funny, you’re not boring, you’re not enlightening; you’re not an expert, you’re not likable.. You are nothing.. As a de-user, I mean..
If you are something, it’s a something that has no shape..

This review is a storm in a teacup.. But can't you fake users put in at least a little effort in creativity and imagination? Aren't you ashamed of the dullness you peddle? If you can’t even manage to be terrible anymore, just don’t write these things at all..

As an elementary school term it could also make sense.. Did you steal your kid's homework?

Instead of pulling the review like that idiot Ruggero Deodato did with the endings of his films, this time you persevered and it turned into a funny piece of writing. I’m giving you one star less because in my opinion, you could have insulted both the cast and the producers a lot more. I saw the trailer for this thing, ridiculous and sloppy except for the scenes with Miriam Leone. In 2021, proposing a film that would have sucked even in 1972 is for microcephalic fools.. And indeed it was produced in Italy..

@[JpLowRow2] Sylvester Cat? Even from your most trivial and hackneyed comments, the funereal stench of your stale odor seeps through...

A review that should be slammed for its sloppy execution, but I can't deny 5 stars for the return of the Punisher... Honestly, I must be a rare breed (the cynics will say I'm an idiot, fine...) but I'm truly baffled when someone is still surprised at how tedious, affected, and hard to digest Sorrentino's films are... An intellectual act pre-packaged for the average viewer who says, "I didn't understand a damn thing, BelliZZimo!" At least I've personally found everything of his that I've seen hard to bear... This Felliniesque affair of the 21st century set in Naples feels like the typical "d'essay" trickery designed for specialized critics and expert cinemaphiles... But seriously, are they still making films about Naples?? Come on!

Perhaps, rather probably, I am the white fly, but

If it was meant to be funny, you completely missed the mark. If it was an experiment, those of the esteemed Dr. Frederick Frankenstein were definitely much more successful. I won't give you a terrible grade because you've already admitted to being aware of your "failure."