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DeRank : 5,58
DeAge™ : 7089 days • Here since 14 january 2007
R.E.M. Up
R.E.M. Up
16 may 07
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I've never liked R.E.M., and they are definitely not "explorers" as you think. This album has very little to offer; I recall Lotus wasn't bad, but the rest is predictable and mediocre as usual, as the singles clearly show. Stipe, as a reviewer, has never convinced me; you indulge in syrupy adjectives, and the mess you made with Tarkus remains unforgivable.
Santana Santana III
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I've never appreciated Latin music, and the way Santana plays the guitar has always come off as irritating to me. I prefer other kinds of virtuosity. Then with the Dean, it’s automatic to put one and one together.. You see..
Matching Mole Little Red Record
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I don't know this album; let's say the cover has always made me a bit skeptical.. Those were great times for progressive..
Sergej M. Ejzenstejn Ivan Il Terribile
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It seemed too long to have come from your brain, dear Dean.. It's pathetic to have nothing serious to say and to copy reviews in an attempt to sound sophisticated.. Why not just let it go? Especially for a movie like this..
Santana Santana III
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Well done, Dean! Reviewing horrific records with a remarkable lack of substance, naivety, and incompetence... Given that I find Santatna to be a repetitive and hollow artist, this review makes me want to set the record on fire rather than listen to it... Maybe you should go back to copying...
Articolo 31 Domani Smetto
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Damn, you’re really angry! But excuse me, if this "thing" is truly overflowing with rage against our commercial society, why make a single accompanied by a video, why get paid big bucks to appear on TRL and be praised by the hairy, chubby armpits of hyperactive, southern girls? Very indie, I suppose...
Terrence Malick The Thin Red Line
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But what do you want to comment on? A copy&paste? To me, it's worth one, so what?
Ferdinando Baldi Blindman il Pistolero Cieco (1971)
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What pearls.. Style still to be refined but the conclusion is very effective.. ;-P
Terrence Malick The Thin Red Line
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A review that is nothing short of annoying.. The film is a masterpiece. Truly beautiful..
Linkin Park Minutes To Midnight
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It's wrong to expect anything more than disappointment from a band for losers and wannabes like these clowns.. But what do you want? Keep them..