Hetzer

DeRank : 5,57
DeAge™ : 7086 days • Here since 14 january 2007
Gentle Giant Scraping The Barrel
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Great review, 5 stars just for how you describe the "terrifying mp3 archive"..
Every band does what it wants with its archive material, and releasing whatever they want is a more than legitimate choice... Too bad it means the well has dried up for many years now, and that we will never, ever, ever be able to hope for a real album after "Civilian"..
Curiosity, how much does this team of little discs cost??
Just imagine how funny it would be if it was in LP format??
A cover halfway between an oyster and cunnilingus with candida, truly unwatchabbbbble..
Procol Harum Live: In Concert With the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra
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Great record, almost essential for a band like them..
A bit too hyped up at times, but back then it was just right & gorgeous that way..
"In Held T'was In I" is a monumental piece, with its flaws and little defects that make it even more unrepeatable; I prefer the album version, here they go a bit overboard with brass & heavy breathing..
I believe the matter of the local musicians was due to a Canadian law that required foreign artists to make use of local musicians' support during their live shows; something similar happened to Genesis, I think..
Or was it an Australian law? I can't remember..
David Twohy Pitch Black
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All well written..
A (rather small) film that is actually a solid and remarkable piece of SF.. The anti-heroic character is just the right garnish for a mix of creativity, immediacy, and concreteness that works well; not for nothing Twohy (Californian, to be precise..) is someone who really knows how to handle things..
Forgettable direct sequel because too ambitious, third chapter that seems like a remake but is watchable..
I hope the fourth lives up to this..
Mike Judge Idiocracy
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Funny movie, Terry Crews had me cracking up and some ideas are delightfully crazy; to stay on theme, just switch off your brain and chuckle..
It's neither enlightening nor prophetic, if anything because you can't predict the world in twenty years, let alone in 500..
Moreover, the "creators of Beavis & Butthead" cashed in by glorifying madness; and in trying to make more, they ironically satirize the fact that Americans are slow-witted at best, ignorant at worst..
Hollywood, like much of US artistic production, happily spits in the bowl it eats from while stroking the fur of uplifting messages.. It does so because in the West they allow it, and because someone profits from it.. The system is clever and self-sustaining.. Not at all Idiocracy..
A bit tedious are the sixth-hand references to the current President, whose comeback is unclear until you get the idea that every country has the government it deserves or ends up in the sphere of influence it has earned..
Resign yourselves and think about it: without the shameless pragmatism and the loud "freedom" Made in US, about 90% of this site and our pop culture wouldn’t exist..
It’s sad to admit, but that’s how it goes.. pensateci:
Drenched In Blood Drenched In Blood
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Beware: the toy is breaking...
Insalubrity/Excrescence/Anal Stabwound/Theurgy Sheol
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Review stolen from the de-user
@[Spettri]

The purulent, necrotic, mangled, and mutilated terminology you use to review these records is a pleasure that goes beyond, well beyond, that (alleged) of the listening experience itself.
Drenched In Blood Drenched In Blood
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Anyway, in spite of all the possible and imaginable cinematic revisionism, "Fear in the City of the Living Dead" sucks.
And if they tell you: "you say that because you don't understand a thing," it's only because no one can argue why it doesn't suck.
Steven Spielberg E.T. l'extra-terrestre
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Good feelings by the kilo...
A marketing gimmick that was a hit back in the day; for me, it's just a little movie...
And don't act so clever: the question isn't "who hasn't seen Ettí"...
The question is: "Who among you has seen BADI?"
Last Days of Humanity Horrific Compositions Of Decomposition
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I join @[Hank Monk] in the doubt, already expressed, about your bot-non bot essence.

In times like these, rot and violence seem almost pleasant distractions..
Good thing you clarified about the cover: you thought it was an exhibition of the new frontiers in physiotherapy..
Franco Zeffirelli Gesù di Nazareth
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But excuse me, didn't Zeffirelli make Olivia's breasts pop out in Rome & Juliet, making everyone angry?
And the priests gave him permission to adapt their favorite book like that, without saying anything?
What’s up with this?
What or who was behind it?