KurtTheFish02

DeRank : 0,26
DeAge™ : 7153 days • Here since 9 november 2006
Steven Spielberg Minority Report
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For me, Vanzina is to Spielberg as pig sh*t is to any little flower it falls upon. I officially found the committee "BETTING ON THE NUMBER of REVIEWS and COMMENTS OF UPCOMING REVIEWS ON INDIANA JONES." Ah, of course, the most original will also dig up the three old episodes… SHALL WE BET? Will Stipe88 be one of the first to review "the kingdom of the crystal skull"? And will Valerio Rivoli be one of the first to condemn it? Let's enjoy it!
Kevin Smith Dogma
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Don't worry, I personally would advise you to never take Scaruffi as a reference... just to give you an idea, try to look at his ratings for De Andrè: I think even an elementary school child couldn't assign those scores. But everyone has their own models, of course!
Joel & Ethan Coen Non E' Un Paese Per Vecchi
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"a grotesque staging, and at times almost amusing (or at least for me)" --> Here, you should have highlighted this statement in bold.
Can we know what the purpose of reviews like this is, which are essentially just summaries (no comment on the quality) of the plot? Suggestion to the debaser managers: invent a new category (given the correct anti-censorship policy): after music and film reviews, here come the "SPOILERS."
I haven't seen the film dubbed in Italian yet and I don't know if I will, but I have the impression that it may have left some viewers with feelings quite different from those evoked by the original, especially regarding the film’s key lines.
@Poletti: I remember The English Patient.
Joel & Ethan Coen Non E' Un Paese Per Vecchi
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"a grotesque staging, and at times almost amusing (or at least for me)" --> Here, you should have highlighted this statement in bold.
Can we know what the purpose of reviews like this is, which are essentially just summaries (no comment on the quality) of the plot? Suggestion to the debaser managers: invent a new category (given the correct anti-censorship policy): after music and film reviews, here come the "SPOILERS."
I haven't seen the film dubbed in Italian yet and I don't know if I will, but I have the impression that it may have left some viewers with feelings quite different from those evoked by the original, especially regarding the film’s key lines.
@Poletti: I remember The English Patient.
Ethan and Joel Cohen Non è Un Paese Per Vecchi
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Yeah, I’m also already wanting to see it again (saw it last night), to understand more, get better into the characters... and let’s not forget that in the original language IT'S ALL ANOTHER THING!!! The Cohen brothers are amazing.
Sylvester Stallone John Rambo
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STOP. I stopped reading the review at this point and I won’t go further: "My anticipation for Indiana Jones is at zero!" You didn’t have to tell me that, you didn’t have to tell me! Okay, sorry, I’m leaving now, let the brawl begin over this review.
Tony Scott Miriam Si Sveglia A Mezzanotte
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I don't understand all this fuss.. Just be objective, that's all. I watched the video of "Tutto un film," well done. But it's really not my kind of thing. I don't know the movie at all.
Steven Spielberg Schindler's List
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A painful ending, yes. Painful direction, yes. Painful review, nì (you put in the effort). But the film should be shown to younger audiences to learn the basics; the story told is very true. As they grow up, they can delve deeper with original documents and the like. But my little sister tells me that the school reform has established that by fifth grade they should reach the Etruscans........ MAH!
Alexander Payne A Proposito Di Schmidt
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I believe that a review should not summarize the film; it makes me lose the desire to watch it (and to read it).
Antonello Grimaldi Caos Calmo
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I can't wait to see it, so I stopped after three lines while reading the review...