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This is a review done with guts that honors this sacred record. A bit of a curtain, though...

SNIFF SNIFF!!! Look who’s giving me a hand? EASYCURE!!! That's right!!! I'm moved!!! Now I'll give it a try. Thank you.

HELP!!! Help me!!! I would like to change the E-Mail, is it possible? Someone heeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!

SEGAINGIU', calm down, I'm here! Why are you calling me? I know Myung's solo in Dance for Eternity is spectacular.

Dear annoying pain in the ass... first of all, I'm not a fool; I'm in my last year of high school in the IGEA program and it's infested with idiots. I don't act cool (once I downed like 4-5 liters of beer and I'm not joking). When I'm typing away on the computer, it's logical that I might miss a letter here and there, so stop being a pain. And go read my comment from 31/08. Alright... if I made you laugh, I'm already happy.

Oh damn!!! But it's really impossible to shit on you! Alright... Jazz is elaborate just like classical music. But damn, metal is intricately complex; I've tried analyzing the solos, I get scared just looking at them, realize the work that goes into it. Then Jazz and classical mostly produce boring pieces, excessively calm, they don't have the power to "sparkle" the listening experience like, for example, power metal does. Please trust me, listen to those instrumental pieces I mentioned and you'll see if they don't taste like "fugato."

I meant to say the arms and the legs in the ass, I wrote it in a hurry. As for the Cure, they're just an average rock band pulled out of the deck. Maybe I liked them before; but now...what a fucking awesome band! (said with a clearly ironic tone)

I downloaded something as promised. From what I understand, Post rock would be instrumental rock, right? (correct me if I'm wrong) how can you say that stuff is elaborate? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT SHIT IS ELABORATE????!!!! I can only admit that the drummer from Tortoise was decent, but the rest was crap. Elaborate?????? One day, with a little inspiration, they could've pulled that off in under five minutes. Forget about four fingers up the ass, I’ll play it with my arms and hands up your ass! I'm not going to mention the instrumental pieces by Dt because I know it's pointless, so just listen to Stratosphere by Stratovarius, Trilogy by Malmsteen, Revolntulet by Sonata Arctica, etc... those are instrumental pieces done with some real balls!!!!

It was me. shit, the password and the name!!!

For me, it's the most elaborate genre. What do the little groups you mentioned do??? The 128th???!!! I’ll make the effort to look for something (even the Cure) and then I’ll let you know. And I didn't say that metal is modern, I know very well that it connects with classical music. If I want to listen to extreme music, I’ll blast Marduk or Crown, not punk or hardcore (ugh, how nauseating!!!! nooooooo!!!! I’m gonna vomit!!!!!! bleeeeh!!!!!!!). Anyway, if you say that the DT fans keep repeating the same banal, useless, pathetic stuff, maybe it's because YOU don't understand the same banal, useless, pathetic stuff. Anyway, guys!.... easycure doesn’t need a burden of beatings; I’m sure it'll suffer more being locked in a room, tied to a bed with a sub-woofer at 120 db playing a DT album. We'll meet again, you old bastard, know that it’s not over here!!!!!!!