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Geri open your legs

Alright guys, so tomorrow I’ll prepare a review of the Verba Team, an emerging group from Padua, a mix of punk and new age! After all, there are already way too many reviews of System of a Down! Can you even realize what you’re saying? Now: I’m not taking sides with Kecco, I’ve often criticized him harshly for his stubbornness in reviewing Oasis (and every time, predictably, duplicates), but come on, if someone has an album they like that has already been reviewed, what should they do, invent bands to create an alibi of being a reviewer attentive to new groups? I mean, seriously, think about it, does that really make sense? Or maybe the right solution wouldn’t be to look for little-known bands in record stores, perhaps from the genre they like, listen to them, and then share their thoughts in a review? Come on guys! For heaven's sake! If everyone thought like that, one would review the Pink Purple, another the A Perfect Tool, and so on! It may be a lighthearted site, but come on, we’re talking about music, not pretty little fairy tales!

Personally, I listened to Blink 182 in elementary school and maybe in the first year of middle school, about four or five years ago. But I had very easy tastes to satisfy; I settled for the crap that MTV churned out daily. Now you might say: so is everything that aired on MTV crap? Well, not all of it. There’s something good every now and then. But for the rest, we are deeply adrift. I hope I cleared up any doubts. And anyway... De Gustibus.

No, CoolOras. If your assumption were true, then I would have to flush three-quarters of my records down the toilet. I don't understand the usefulness of a band that, frankly, was never missed at all. A band formed in the wake of the commercial success of Take That and Green Day, a band that honestly proposes songs with a formula I've heard countless times before, a band that aims for the charts to win over the favor of teenage girls. That's what's wrong, CoolOras. Domo, don’t you understand my purpose? You know that everyone in this world has a specific function? In the meantime, keep thinking about it; it can only do you good.

And I invite ALL DeBaser users to lower this 2.13 average on a group that is, let's remember, clearly made up.

And once again, fuck you.

I'm sorry, but it's still not enough. I am truly bitter.

Pep, you have lost all my trust, absolutely all of it. Fuck you.

Please, at least comment on the review. A review of a clearly made-up group, even a positive one. Pep, let me tell you, you're really a piece of work, a big one at that. I also invite the Editors to delete this stuff from the official DeReviews.

I would propose a review of the new album by Hulk Hogan's daughter. Drawing inspiration from the Divine Comedy here as well, why not.